# Obama gets busted... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 10, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561 "2009-07-10T14:57:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/41 "2009-07-10T20:25:43Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > That’s a pretty generous interpretation. He was clearly checking out the back porch, then realized and pretended to look at the ground while using peripheral vision. > > Sarkozy waited till there was some interference(but not enough) and went for a good hard look. That’s what I meant by ‘got distracted’. He started off walking down the stairs, gets… distracted… and then recovers. Sarkozy, of course, is simply french about the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/42 "2009-07-10T20:26:43Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > LBJ would have gone to her room that night, slid in next to her and said “Move over, honey, this is yore present.” JFK would have had her come to _his_ room that night. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/43 "2009-07-10T20:31:29Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Jefferson would have offered to buy her. > > Too much? Too soon. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/44 "2009-07-10T20:57:31Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Jefferson would have offered to buy her. …and I fall back to number two. ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/45 "2009-07-10T21:00:41Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > He’s French, you know. Also: who wouldn’t? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/46 "2009-07-10T21:06:54Z")
Who were those folks who could bump into the roy…er, Presidential couple without Secret Service guys? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/47 "2009-07-10T21:14:28Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Who were those folks who could bump into the roy…er, Presidential couple without Secret Service guys? What do you mean without Secret Service? They are always there, whether they are in the tight frame of a particular shot or not… they are there. Plus I’m sure everyone went through heavy screening before even getting to wherever it is they were. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/48 "2009-07-10T21:23:32Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Plus I’m sure everyone went through heavy screening before even getting to wherever it is they were. They were guests at a function, I presume, not just getting of the elevator at the Eiffel tower. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/49 "2009-07-10T21:57:32Z")
Stephen Harper would look around, dumbfounded, and try to stuff her in his pocket before anybody noticed. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/50 "2009-07-10T22:33:01Z")
Similar pic, different woman: [http://www.repubblica.it/2006/05/gallerie/esteri/foto-leader-g8/4.html](http://www.repubblica.it/2006/05/gallerie/esteri/foto-leader-g8/4.html) There are unsubstantiated reports that the woman in the first pic is 16. Of course, even assuming both that she is 16 and that Obama knew it, there’s nothing illegal about checking her out. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/51 "2009-07-10T22:43:24Z")
**rowr** : He doesn’t look as if he’s checking her out at all. Also: [TPM: Talking Points Memo - Breaking News and Analysis](http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=2922741) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/52 "2009-07-10T22:49:09Z")
> [@D18](#): > > Stephen Harper would look around, dumbfounded, and try to stuff her in his pocket before anybody noticed. You really think he would have shown up on time to help everyone into place? I seriously do not see it. If he did, he managed to not change his facial expression or even the angle of his head 1/10 of an inch before helping someone on the steps. How odd that people are focusing on him when a clear lech is steps away. Also, why the hell is the girl wearing headphones? ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/53 "2009-07-10T23:11:44Z")
[Frank Drebin]Nice Beaver![/Frank Drebin] ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/54 "2009-07-10T23:17:06Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Jimmy Carter would have committed adultery with her in his heart, repented, and then expected a Nobel prize for it. > > Regards, > Shodan That just cracked me up, right there. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/55 "2009-07-10T23:25:46Z")
Millard Filmore would have… uh… fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/56 "2009-07-10T23:32:03Z")
> [@Cat\_Fight](#): > > Also, why the hell is the girl wearing headphones? Translations? Like they do at the UN. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/57 "2009-07-10T23:36:34Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > Millard Filmore would have… uh… fuck. Millard D. Fillmore would have known nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/58 "2009-07-11T00:27:26Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Millard D. Fillmore would have known nothing. As President he would have. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/59 "2009-07-11T00:36:05Z")
You know what’s funny? The idea of Sarkozy being caught giving her a “once over” and Obama not looking at her at all. People would be calling him gay and whatnot and I think the ensuing discussion, jokes and threads like this would have been more humorous (which is to say that this one _is_ humorous). Imagine how “scandalous” it would have been to have Obama “outed” by him _not_ noticing that girl’s ass. Would have been good times for all of us. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/60 "2009-07-11T00:57:42Z")
Howard Taft wouldn’t have gotten stuck in the bathtub if he’d been showering with her. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561.md?page=4)