# Obama gets busted...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 10, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561 "2009-07-10T14:57:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/81 "2009-07-11T13:15:38Z")

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> [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> But Fillmore wasn’t a Know-Nothing as President, so I win.

You forget, Sir, that you are also competing against post 33.

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**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/82 "2009-07-11T13:32:58Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Have you considered her clothing? 🙂

No, because judging her intelligence by her clothing would make _me_ an idiot.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/83 "2009-07-11T14:34:18Z")

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George Washington would have tapped it, but only if someone else tapped it first.

Thomas Jefferson would not have looked - he would be busy staring at Michelle.

Ulysses S Grant would have tapped it, but only after Clinton told him what to do with the cigar.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/84 "2009-07-11T14:45:17Z")

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Several presidents would have had their monuments erected.

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**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/85 "2009-07-11T14:50:09Z")

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FDR wouldn’t have been on the steps in the first place.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/86 "2009-07-11T14:56:47Z")

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> [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> **rowr** : He doesn’t look as if he’s checking her out at all. Also: [http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=2922741](http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=2922741)

Yeah, the video tells a much different story than the picture. He really was giving that lady a hand to get into place.

But jeezus, did you see the eyebrows on the girl Obama was supposedly checking out? And you say she’s Brazilian? Lies, all lies.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/87 "2009-07-11T17:28:24Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Sure he does

Seems to me in that picture he’s looking at her back, which, last I checked, doesn’t count as checking someone out.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/88 "2009-07-11T17:57:04Z")

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> [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](#):
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> No, because judging her intelligence by her clothing would make _me_ an idiot.

Smile when you say that, pardner. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/89 "2009-07-11T18:05:22Z")

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> [@Maastricht](#):
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> Oh my god. This is Assgate. Countdown to impeachment 4…3…2..

Bullshit. I think God would forgive the Pope for looking at that marvel of creation.

Neither Rush or Hannity speaks for all Conservatives.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/90 "2009-07-11T18:23:18Z")

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> [@emcee2k](#):
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> FDR wouldn’t have been on the steps in the first place.

😃 Hahahaha. Splendid. I might even venture a LOL.

No disrepect is intended to FDR in any way shape or form by me laughing at this post

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/91 "2009-07-11T18:27:17Z")

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> [@Quercus](#):
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> Nixon wouldn’t have been checking out her ass, he’d have been too busy putting her on his enemies list for turning her back to him.

Nixon would have stabbed her in the back, just to stay in practice.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/92 "2009-07-11T19:04:53Z")

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> [@Jragon](#):
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> FDR still would have had Guillain-Barré syndrome.
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> Too soon?

FDR had polio, not Guillain-Barre. If FDR had Guillain-Barre he would have had a more complete recovery as he worked very hard at rehab and was not all that old when it hit him. My nearly 70 year old cousin got Guillain-Barre last December and working regular physical therapy has come a lot farther than FDR could ever had hoped to.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/93 "2009-07-11T19:11:39Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Nixon would have stabbed her in the back, just to stay in practice.

Nixon wasn’t that great in the sack, from what I hear. The reason Woodward and Bernstein went with the code name _Deep Throat_ I heard is that Nixon kept trying to learn the technique. Unfortunately, he just couldn’t get it down pat.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/94 "2009-07-11T19:14:19Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> FDR had polio, not Guillain-Barre. If FDR had Guillain-Barre he would have had a more complete recovery as he worked very hard at rehab and was not all that old when it hit him. My nearly 70 year old cousin got Guillain-Barre last December and working regular physical therapy has come a lot farther than FDR could ever had hoped to.

[Recent evidence suggests the opposite](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_D._Roosevelt%27s_paralytic_illness#Possible_causes)

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/95 "2009-07-12T01:25:03Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> George Washington would have tapped it, but only if someone else tapped it first.
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> **Thomas Jefferson would not have looked - he would be busy staring at Michelle.**
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> Ulysses S Grant would have tapped it, but only after Clinton told him what to do with the cigar.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

(my bolding)

Too good.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/96 "2009-07-12T02:05:40Z")

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Has anyone actually identified the woman in question?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/97 "2009-07-12T13:37:26Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> Has anyone actually identified the woman in question?

Yes, in yesterday’s Toronto Star she is identified as 16 year old (!) [Mayara Tavares.](http://www.thestar.com/article/664520)

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