# Obama is a Negro **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923 "2011-04-27T18:05:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/1 "2011-04-27T18:05:40Z")
Birther fanatic Oily Taint thinks Obama’s birth certificate is fake because it doesn’t say Negro. > **[Gawker](https://www.gawker.com)** > > Gawker. It's a website on the internet. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/2 "2011-04-27T18:09:25Z")
Does Ms Taitz’ birth certificate say “Negro”? If not, it must be false too! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/3 "2011-04-27T18:09:52Z")
“What?” “She said Obama is near!” ---
**Author:** ![Cort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/77aa72/32.png) [@Cort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cort)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/4 "2011-04-27T18:12:54Z")
That. Is. _Hilarious!_ My God, what a _stupid_ bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/5 "2011-04-27T18:18:21Z")
> [@Cort](#): > > My God, what a _stupid_ bitch! This wouldn’t have happened if Orly Taitz had a Sassy Gay Friend! “What are you doing? What, what, _what_ are you doing? What is it now, Orly…did his mom have a magical vagina that squirted him all the way to Kenya?” ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/6 "2011-04-27T18:23:01Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > Does Ms Taitz’ birth certificate say “Negro”? If not, it must be false too! s/“Negro”/“Crazy Ass Bitch” ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/7 "2011-04-27T18:23:26Z")
It isn’t a “Birth Certificate”, it’s a “Certificate of Live Birth”. Clearly a poor fake. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/8 "2011-04-27T18:23:50Z")
Does Orly’s birth certificate list her as “whitey cracker”? ---
**Author:** ![howye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@howye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/howye)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/9 "2011-04-27T18:28:58Z")
Does anybody think that Oily will eventually actually say Obama can’t be president because he’s black? It would be nice if she would just drop the pretense and say it. She will feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/10 "2011-04-27T18:40:51Z")
> [@howye](#): > > Does anybody think that Oily will eventually actually say Obama can’t be president because he’s black? > > It would be nice if she would just drop the pretense and say it. She will feel better. Exactly, that’s what Ms. Taint really wants to say. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/11 "2011-04-27T18:50:35Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > “What are you doing? What, what, _what_ are you doing? What is it now, Orly…did his mom have a magical vagina that squirted him all the way to Kenya?” And here I was thinking the old ping pong ball trick was something impressive… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/12 "2011-04-27T19:30:30Z")
Goddammit, if I’d known this before the election, I’d never have voted for him! ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/13 "2011-04-27T19:32:02Z")
He’s only half Negro. Unfortunately for Michelle, it appears to be the upper half. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/14 "2011-04-27T19:33:20Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > He’s only half Negro. Unfortunately for Michelle, it appears to be the upper half. :o ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/15 "2011-04-27T19:45:31Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > He’s only half Negro. Unfortunately for Michelle, it appears to be the upper half. nm ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/16 "2011-04-27T19:57:54Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > He’s only half Negro. Unfortunately for Michelle, it appears to be the upper half. I think you have it backwards…he went to Harvard. Too much? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/17 "2011-04-27T20:12:33Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > He’s only half Negro. Unfortunately for Michelle, it appears to be the upper half. Which half of the movie does he talk through? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/18 "2011-04-27T20:15:50Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > “What?” > “She said Obama is near!” ::splort:: /Threadwin ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/19 "2011-04-27T20:19:37Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > He’s only half Negro. Unfortunately for Michelle, it appears to be the upper half. From Gilbert and Sullivan’s \*Iolanthe \*(proving some themes are timeless): Phyllis (a luscious shepherdess): Your mother is a fairy? Are you a fairy too? Strephon (the romantic lead): I’m only half a fairy. P: Which half? S: The upper half, down to the waistcoat. P: Oh, thank heavens! Roddy ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/20 "2011-04-27T20:40:20Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > :o Wider… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923.md?page=2)