# Obama is a Negro **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923 "2011-04-27T18:05:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/61 "2011-04-28T13:00:52Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > I’m thinking Ice T or Jay Z would be pretty cool too. I’m thinking nothing could top President Samuel L. Jackson. “Say ‘What?’ again, Putin!” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/62 "2011-04-28T13:09:25Z")
She’s blonde, what do you expect? ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/63 "2011-04-28T13:11:08Z")
Of _course_ Obama’s birth certificate is a fake. He is [cloned from the DNA of the mummy Akhenaten.](http://www.freemantv.com/) I thought you people would know that. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/64 "2011-04-28T15:18:17Z")
> [@usar\_jag](#): > > I’m thinking nothing could top President Samuel L. Jackson. > > “Say ‘What?’ again, Putin!” Or announcing a troop withdrawal: “I’m sick of all these motherfuckin’ soldiers in this motherfuckin’ Afghanistan.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/65 "2011-04-28T15:32:16Z")
What the fools have overlooked is that the REAL scandal of his birth has been staring them in the face the entire time. That IS his real birth certificate you mongoloids, but what you all don’t seem to realize is that HAWAIIAN BIRTH CERTIFICATES HAVE A PAGE 2. And nobody ever thought to ask about page 2. Until now. I have the only known copy courtesy of… well, I won’t say, but let’s just say I found some odd stuff on the REALLY LONG FORM as well. For now, I give you in its world premiere, [OBAMA’S LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE: PAGE 2](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28949748@N06/5663074063/#/) ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/66 "2011-04-28T15:47:02Z")
> [@Sapphirany](#): > > I wish Snoop Dogg was the first black president.. what a bust to have our “first black president” as Obama.. I don’t know much about Obama or care to.. I wanted him in office over the other guy, but come on man, you ain’t black!! > [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > I’m thinking Ice T or Jay Z would be pretty cool too. _Nothing_ would have topped Ali in the White House … with Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure; Richard Pryor, Minister of Education; Stevie Wonder, Secretary of _fine_arts, and Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady. ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/67 "2011-04-28T15:49:46Z")
The idiot Taitz was on the Last Word with Lawrence ODonnell last night. He asked her if she would apologize now that Obama’s birth certificate was released. She went on about his selective service documents, showing that the craziness continues. ODonnell shouted at her, and she kept going on about fraud and selective service. He then yelled to get her off the show. Later in the same show, Barney Frank was interviewed, and called her an “odd woman,” and a “strange woman.” I think his words were, “When you had that odd woman on earlier…” I laughed out loud like I haven’t in a long time. The whole thing was great. At least Obama recognized that releasing the birth certificate won’t quiet the crazies, but it might help some of the more rational people out there. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/68 "2011-04-28T15:54:58Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/69 "2011-04-28T16:00:58Z")
> [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](#): > > The idiot Taitz was on the Last Word with Lawrence ODonnell last night. He asked her if she would apologize now that Obama’s birth certificate was released. She went on about his selective service documents, showing that the craziness continues. > > ODonnell shouted at her, and she kept going on about fraud and selective service. He then yelled to get her off the show. I’ve got to remember to look for a clip of this at MSNBC’s website. It sounds entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/70 "2011-04-28T16:41:39Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > The reason that the birth certificate identifies his father as African is not because that was the standard but because that’s what the parents said. From [Factcheck.org](http://www.factcheck.org/2008/08/born-in-the-usa/): “why is Obama’s father’s race listed as “African”? Kurt Tsue at the DOH [Hawaii Department of Health] told us that father’s race and mother’s race are supplied by the parents, and that ‘we accept what the parents self identify themselves to be.’” Well, if one of the parents replied “mushroom”, I would hope the clerk would substitute something a little more accurate. 😃 > [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](#): > > The idiot Taitz was on the Last Word with Lawrence ODonnell last night. He asked her if she would apologize now that Obama’s birth certificate was released. She went on about his selective service documents, showing that the craziness continues. > > ODonnell shouted at her, and she kept going on about fraud and selective service. He then yelled to get her off the show. > > Later in the same show, Barney Frank was interviewed, and called her an “odd woman,” and a “strange woman.” I think his words were, “When you had that odd woman on earlier…” > > I laughed out loud like I haven’t in a long time. The whole thing was great. > > At least Obama recognized that releasing the birth certificate won’t quiet the crazies, but it might help some of the more rational people out there. She got on the “John and Ken Show” (KFI 640 AM), and the DJ’s there yelled at her too. She likes the attention, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/71 "2011-04-28T16:45:03Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > Well, if one of the parents replied “mushroom”, I would hope the clerk would substitute something a little more accurate. 😃 More likely the clerk would say, “Mushroom isn’t a race, try again.” However, “African” is just as good a name for a race as “Negro”. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/72 "2011-04-28T17:09:07Z")
[http://www.metacafe.com/watch/575124/barack\_the\_magic\_negro/](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/575124/barack_the_magic_negro/) Rush Limburger ran this on his show many times. Barack is apparently a magic negro. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/73 "2011-04-28T18:11:04Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Oh, come on, **John**. Are you doing your **Starving Artist** impersonation here, or what? :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > Anybody who has even the mildest interest in this has had the picture of the document plastered all over the news today, and all they have to do is look at the fucking thing to know that. I had not seen it before. The OP was unclear. I was clarifying it. If that bothers you, too bad. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/74 "2011-04-28T18:12:12Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/575124/barack\_the\_magic\_negro/](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/575124/barack_the_magic_negro/) > Rush Limburger ran this on his show many times. Barack is apparently a magic negro. FYI, Metacafe is well known for spyware and adware. [Cite.](http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/metacafe.com?premium=false&client_uid=2723457146&client_ver=3.1.0.175&client_type=IEPlugin&suite=true&aff_id=0-884&locale=en_us&os_ver=6.1.0.0&ref=safesearch) ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/75 "2011-04-28T19:37:31Z")
Ah, good ould Oily. I remember when she (unsuccessfully) ran for office; in light of her campagn, she said: [QUOTE=Oily Taint] I am a woman of the people. [/QUOTE] FAIL. Someone needs to practise their phony populism a bit more. Maybe she should take a lesson or two from Sarah Palin in order to sound marginally more convincing next time around. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/76 "2011-04-28T21:14:17Z")
> [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](#): > > At least Obama recognized that releasing the birth certificate won’t quiet the crazies, but it might help some of the more rational people out there. Rational people don’t buy into the bigoted birther CT. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/77 "2011-04-28T21:16:05Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > Birther fanatic Oily Taint thinks Obama’s birth certificate is fake because it doesn’t say Negro. > > :rolleyes: That bitch be trippin’. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/78 "2011-04-28T21:57:35Z")
> [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](#): > > At least Obama recognized that releasing the birth certificate won’t quiet the crazies, but it might help some of the more rational people out there. As **Monty** said, the rational folks weren’t worried about this “issue” in the first place. But this has the added benefit of making the crazies look even crazier the longer they keep clinging to this particular bit of fiction. It’s amusing, really. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/79 "2011-04-28T22:06:40Z")
> [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](#): > > The idiot Taitz was on the Last Word with Lawrence ODonnell last night. He asked her if she would apologize now that Obama’s birth certificate was released. She went on about his selective service documents, showing that the craziness continues. OK, I watched it. It was funny, in that O’Donnell was really pissed at Taitz for not addressing his question (i.e., would she apologize). And BTW, MSNBC has a great video player. You can watch the video of his show and follow along with the written transcript. You can even jump to any point in the transcript and start watching from there. I wish all of the news channels had something similar. ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/80 "2011-04-28T22:42:55Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > OK, I watched it. It was funny, in that O’Donnell was really pissed at Taitz for not addressing his question (i.e., would she apologize). And BTW, MSNBC has a great video player. You can watch the video of his show and follow along with the written transcript. You can even jump to any point in the transcript and start watching from there. I wish all of the news channels had something similar. That was fucking awesome. Lawrence O’Donnell is my new hero. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923.md?page=5)