# Obama is a Negro

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 27, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923 "2011-04-27T18:05:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/121 "2011-05-02T03:38:57Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> I’ve got a copy of the front page of the New York Times from my birthdate, in 1967. It uses the term Negro all over the place, to refer to people we’d currently call African American. It certainly wasn’t offensive at the time.

Wow, you’re a lot younger than I am. The clay tablet from my birth date refers to “These right happye Pickaninnies, the Jigaboos of inner-city Gondwanaland”.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/122 "2011-05-02T03:55:10Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> …my birth certificate… identifies both my mother and father as being white. So we know about them but what about me?

On my census form I was about to check “White”, but I noticed my hand next to the box and instead wrote in “Pink”.

True story. Family thought I might get a visit from guys with mirror shades and earpieces, but no problem, yet.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/123 "2011-05-02T06:38:14Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> One would hope so, since there is no spot for the race of the newborn, but there is for each parent.

So, we have no actual **proof** Obama is human.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/124 "2011-05-02T13:36:46Z")

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There’s nothing in the Constitution that actually requires that he be human.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/125 "2011-05-02T13:53:55Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> There’s nothing in the Constitution that actually requires that he be human.

Nevertheless, if a chimpanzee were nominated (and no jokes about past presidents being chimps, please), I suspect that the courts might find such a requirement in the penumbras and emanations of the Constitution.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/126 "2011-05-02T14:27:56Z")

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Negro still has non-offensive currency in the US. The United States Census Bureau gave Negro, along with Black and African-American, as one of the race choices in the 2010 Census, specifically because some people still identify themselves by the term.

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/127 "2011-05-04T03:49:18Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> _Nothing_ would have topped Ali in the White House … with Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure; Richard Pryor, Minister of Education; Stevie Wonder, Secretary of _fine_arts, and Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady.

Screw that. Get Aretha up there, she’d keep the rest the world in line.

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**Author:** ![pikey\_pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pikey\_pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pikey_pete)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-is-a-negro/579923/128 "2011-05-05T00:14:59Z")

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Damn. I want the state department to amend my birth certificate to say something like ‘pikey’ ‘mick’ ‘bogstomper’ or some other derogatory term for the irish in the race category (yes I know its a nationality…but still.) unfortunately those govt. bastards have no sense of humor

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