# Obama looks like the kind of guy who...

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**Created:** [May 19, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859 "2008-05-19T16:25:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/1 "2008-05-19T16:25:32Z")

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Time to spread the love from the McCain thread around!

Obama looks like the kind of guy who stars in a Playhouse Disney cartoon.

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/2 "2008-05-19T16:35:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Mosier]  
Time to spread the love from the McCain thread around!

Obama looks like the kind of guy who stars in a Playhouse Disney cartoon.  
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Racist.

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/3 "2008-05-19T16:37:12Z")

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
Racist.  
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Obama looks like the kind of guy who racist? That doesn’t make sense!

C’mon, play along!

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/4 "2008-05-19T16:41:44Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who, if he tripped and fell on his ass, would immediately get up and act like nothing happened. Even if his leg was broken.

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/5 "2008-05-19T16:58:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Mosier]  
Obama looks like the kind of guy who racist? That doesn’t make sense!

C’mon, play along!  
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Hey, I’m with you entirely, but it ain’t gonna fly here. The cultists get that weird look in their eye…!

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/6 "2008-05-19T16:59:22Z")

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Imagine that you are a lowly retail cashier and you have been instructed (say) to enforce a two-items-of-today’s-special-per-customer-rule, no exceptions. In the face of your reasonable explaination to a blowhard customer that I’m sorry, it’s only two per customer, blowhard demands! to! see! your! manager!

Obama is your manager. He comes over and apologizes _profusely_ to blowhard customer, why _of course_ you can purchase two dozen, please accept our apologies.

While giving you a sidelong glance.

Obama looks like that kind of guy.

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/7 "2008-05-19T17:56:28Z")

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I can tell that this thread is not going to end well. The other day, I saw a white guy wearing a No-Obama t-shirt(with the Ghostbusters style no sign over his face) shirt, and all I could think was “hmm, that could be interpreted as I DON’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE”

Anyway, Obama looks like the type of guy who … nah, every single I can think of is just gonna come across as racist.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/8 "2008-05-19T17:59:01Z")

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Barack Obama looks like the kind of guy who puts rocks in his pockets so he won’t blow away on a windy day.

Barack Obama looks like the kind of guy who can step in a cow pie and keep right on shaking farmers’ hands.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/9 "2008-05-19T18:33:48Z")

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[QUOTE=fusoya]  
Anyway, Obama looks like the type of guy who … nah, every single I can think of is just gonna come across as racist.  
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Really? I don’t get this. Let me help you out with a freebie.

Obama looks like the kind of guy whose favorite dance move is and always will be “raising the roof”.

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**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/10 "2008-05-19T18:34:13Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who tucks his tee shirt into his shorts at the gym.

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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/11 "2008-05-19T18:37:37Z")

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[QUOTE=you with the face]  
Obama looks like the kind of guy whose favorite dance move is and always will be “raising the roof”.  
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Ha!

Obama looks like the kind of guy… damn it, I can’t come up with anything funny. Not that I’m not going to keep trying.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/12 "2008-05-19T18:42:17Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who has every Ken Burns series on DVD.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who shoots free throws “granny” style.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who can speak fluent Klingon.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/13 "2008-05-19T18:43:22Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who may have gone through a short-lived “Cochise” phase during late adolescence.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/14 "2008-05-19T18:46:27Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who made millions selling Amway, and you can too.

-FrL-

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/15 "2008-05-19T18:47:38Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who rings your doorbell on a Saturday morning to see if you have a minute to talk about Jesus.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/16 "2008-05-19T18:49:34Z")

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[QUOTE=you with the face]

Funny thing is\* I’d say that joke’s a tiny bit racially tinged.\*\*

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Which reminds me.

Obama’s looks like the kind of guy who’s just a tiny bit racially tinged.

-FrL-

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/17 "2008-05-19T18:53:44Z")

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Obama is the kind of guy who will try to be cool by using phrases that are about a decade out of date.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/18 "2008-05-19T18:53:58Z")

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Um, some misattribution is going on, **Frylock**. I didn’t say what you said I said.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/19 "2008-05-19T18:56:52Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who appears, smiling and earnest, on every college application cover.

Obama looks like the guy who appears, smiling and earnest, on the cover of every corporate annual report.

Give Obama twenty years, and he’ll appear smiling and earnest on AARP publications.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/20 "2008-05-19T18:58:05Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who gets cataclysmically stoned off of one bong hit.

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