# Obama looks like the kind of guy who...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 19, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859 "2008-05-19T16:25:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/21 "2008-05-19T18:58:21Z")

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[QUOTE=you with the face]  
Um, some misattribution is going on, **Frylock**. I didn’t say what you said I said.  
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Dammit, what the heck happened?

I must have hit “edit” when I meant to just put a new reply.

ETA: See following post to see what I meant to say.

-FrL-

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/22 "2008-05-19T18:59:23Z")

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[QUOTE=you with the face]

Obama looks like the kind of guy whose favorite dance move is and always will be “raising the roof”.  
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Funny thing is\*, I’d say that joke is just a tiny bit racially tinged.\*\*

-FrL-

\*The butt of the joke is me, I’m sure.

\*\*Not in any way warranting real criticism, to be clear.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/23 "2008-05-19T19:00:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Frylock]  
Funny thing is\*, I’d say that joke is just a tiny bit racially tinged.\*\*

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Which reminds me.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who’s just a tiny bit racially tinged.

-FrL-

(because that post _belongs_ after the post it’s quoting from.)

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/24 "2008-05-19T19:30:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
Obama looks like the kind of guy who gets cataclysmically stoned off of one bong hit.  
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…and never tries it again, but still feels guilty twenty years later about his “drug problem.”

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/25 "2008-05-19T19:48:00Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who insists that his girls hug everyone in the room before they go home.

(I know a few people who have their kids do this and it always feels very awkward to me. But totally like something Obama would do.)

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**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/26 "2008-05-19T19:53:58Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy that has the greenest yard on the block.

Obama looks like the kind of guy that would rent a moonwalk for his kids’ birthday parties.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/27 "2008-05-19T19:53:59Z")

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Obama looks likes the kind of guy who follows “honey-do” lists to the letter.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/28 "2008-05-19T20:03:03Z")

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Obama looks like the type of guy who can expose himself on Main Street and have no one scream. Yes, I’ve been reading the Google Ads, why do you ask?

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/29 "2008-05-19T20:04:05Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who only listens to smooth jazz.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/30 "2008-05-19T20:08:09Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who goes to the corporate convention in Vegas and pays rapt attention to the CFO’s speech and feels like he “came away from it with something”. He would also be in bed at 8:30pm to be fresh for the morning symposium on whatever.

Then he’d also let it slip to your boss that you had what he feels are “more alcoholic beverages than is normally encouraged at a corporate function”.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/31 "2008-05-19T20:08:42Z")

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[QUOTE=fusoya]  
I can tell that this thread is not going to end well. The other day, I saw a white guy wearing a No-Obama t-shirt(with the Ghostbusters style no sign over his face) shirt, and all I could think was “hmm, that could be interpreted as I DON’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE”…  
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I saw a guy on Saturday wearing a dark blue T-shirt with white lettering, and no picture. It read, “Barack Hussein Obama is a terrorist.” :rolleyes: I kid you not.

Barack Obama looks like the kind of guy who’d always lend you whatever you needed if he lived next door to you, and never pester you to get it back.

He looks like the kind of guy who’d be the peacemaker in any office dispute.

He looks like the kind of guy who’d play hard but fair in a driveway basketball game.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/32 "2008-05-19T20:15:26Z")

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who has a “secret recipe” for chili, and brings it to every party and potluck he’s invited to. Every. Single. One.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/33 "2008-05-19T20:20:52Z")

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Obama:Ned Flanders::McCain:Groundskeeper Willie.

-FrL-

(::Clinton:???)

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/34 "2008-05-19T20:24:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Beadalin]  
Obama looks like the kind of guy who has a “secret recipe” for chili, and brings it to every party and potluck he’s invited to. Every. Single. One.  
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He always warns everyone, “Be careful! It’s pretty hot!” But really, it’s very mild.

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/35 "2008-05-19T20:25:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> (::Clinton:?)

Lindsay Nagle.

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/36 "2008-05-19T20:26:48Z")

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Well, he **doesn’t** look like Curious George, we know that for sure, right?

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/37 "2008-05-19T20:28:44Z")

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…has his sock drawer arranged in rows and colour coded, with the socks all rolled up in the self-contained ball style.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/38 "2008-05-19T20:29:52Z")

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Barack Obama looks like the kind of guy who picks up on a hobby that you’re into, and in under a week, is doing it better than you are, but somehow you can’t get mad about it, and you feel vaugely guilty about being peeved.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/39 "2008-05-19T20:34:12Z")

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Obama looks like the guy who, after working a full day in a suit and tie, kicks back and relaxes by taking off his jacket and loosening his tie.

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-looks-like-the-kind-of-guy-who/449859/40 "2008-05-19T20:37:17Z")

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
Well, he **doesn’t** look like Curious George, we know that for sure, right?  
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I was thinking Mickey Mouse.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who doesn’t realize he can fly until he wakes up one morning after a drunken night of debauchery, in a tree with a talking mouse and a splitting headache.

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