Obama ridicules McCain's disability

For 5 years, Mccain had no lap. They kept him painfully stretched out. Now, he can no longer have a lap.

OR

For 5 years, McCan had nothing BUT a lap because they always kept him painfully folded over. Now, he can no longer have a lap.

Either works.

Fine.

Maybe someday we can perfect the technology needed so that we can just suspend McCain’s head in a jar in the Oval Office and he can run the country that way.

I’ve told you. For the umpteenth time, I’ve told you. You don’t think it’s important for the Chief Executive of this land to be competent enough to pull off this:
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Fine. Sleep will in your little science fiction land where the only quality he needs is an ability to form words.

Cite.

Just to correct the assumption that it’s his shoulders that make it difficult to use a computer.

And there we come to the crux of the biscuit. You are the only one assuming that. And for the thinnest of reasons. And that reason seems to be so that you can become outraged that THAT is the issue, and not McCain being out of touch with the mainstream.

Physical ability does not enter into the picture, except in you’re manufactured outrage.

Ah yes, the faux political outrage season. Mate, it’s pretty bloody clear my little phrasing has fuck all to do with American idiocies of the Jim Crow era, nor am I am I a member of any of your political parties.

Worked for Nixon. That is to say it will work for Nixon. Must be chronologically correct.

Or to read words. Or to hear words. You know, the things we used to do in ye olden dayes.

Must say I’m rather frustrated to be told how important it is for McCain to be able to use the internet/computers/surf for porn and not have one person provide a single credible argument to back it up.

Oh bollocks, they simply don’t believe the story being pimped he’s a bloody cripple, can’t type. Reasonable enough. Hardly seems the crip from observation.

Faux outrage, recognize, overcome it.

Now, bang away on the idiot narrow mindedness of focusing rare resources on the triviality of McC man not using email for whatever bloody reason, and the inherent techno Snobbery, there you’re on solid ground, don’t sound like a hypocritical whiner going on in a poltiically correct manner like the Old Left, and have political gold.

Here we are, a jihad against faux political outrage.

Now he’s talking out of two sides of his mouth. How does an “inveterate devotee of email” sashay right into, “I’m learning how to email”?

It’s kind of like me saying, I’m an inveterate devotee of High French Cuisine and I’m learning how to boil water.

And I would really like to see how his injuries make it hard to press keys on a keyboard. I think he’s pissing and moaning about being a hunt-and-peck typist, as opposed to his qwerty-quality wife.

How about we conduct an experiment.

Stop replying to the thread. I mean physically. In response to this post, get your wife, or girlfriend, or boyfriend, or kid, or friend, or whoever to do the typing while you dictate. In fact, do that for the next week.

Then come back and tell us all how simple that is to pull off.

Just to throw out a guess, he probably reads and sends email out with his wife doing the grunt work (typing and what not)

Cite.

Bolding mine.

And Jack, as clever an idea as that little experiment is, it does absolutely nothing to answer why the president needs to be able to use a computer.

Y’know what, guys? If this is what is going to pass for Great Debate between now and the election, I am going to prohibit all discussion about the presidential race until November 30.

And I’m not going to bother moving this to the Pit, open your own threads there.

This one is closed.

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