# Obama:  Stop, take a deep breath and explain to me......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-stop-take-a-deep-breath-and-explain-to-me/450128>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [May 21, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-stop-take-a-deep-breath-and-explain-to-me/450128 "2008-05-21T17:25:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-stop-take-a-deep-breath-and-explain-to-me/450128/141 "2008-05-27T17:01:17Z")

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
I’m not an Obama supporter, but I have to admit that he’s at least [acknowledging the comig zombie apocalypse,](http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/05/obama-memorial-day-gaffe-scrubbed-from.html) and I appreciate that.  
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To be fair, he was in Las Cruces… 🆒

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-stop-take-a-deep-breath-and-explain-to-me/450128/142 "2008-05-27T23:09:13Z")

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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]  
Michelle Obama is not a white person.  
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Nor was that the quote I gave related to the earlier remark I was responding to.

Moving right along …

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-stop-take-a-deep-breath-and-explain-to-me/450128/143 "2008-05-27T23:14:46Z")

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[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves]  
…Nor was that the quote I gave related to the earlier remark I was responding to…  
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The police called. Your Freshman Composition teacher is standing on a ledge, threatening suicide. A crowd has gathered, chanting “Remove yourself leaping from the building on which you are standing! Remove yourself…”

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-stop-take-a-deep-breath-and-explain-to-me/450128/144 "2008-05-27T23:47:43Z")

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How long have you been waiting for an opening like that, my friend?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-stop-take-a-deep-breath-and-explain-to-me/450128/145 "2008-05-28T00:40:12Z")

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Its a re-tread, **Elvish**. Don’t have any new ones, anymore. Stole a line from Dennis Miller, the other day. \* Dennis Miller!\* I could have been a contender…

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