# Obama **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 15, 2016, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463 "2016-06-15T21:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/261 "2016-06-21T02:44:26Z")
Best housebreaker ever! Break your house into a thousand pieces in one minute flat! Sell it to one guy for firewood, sell it to another as a pre-fab Ikea house he can assemble with an Allen wrench. Cash _both_ their checks, fuck 'em, they can sue me. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/262 "2016-06-21T02:47:37Z")
But what if the Allen wench doesn’t want to assemble with him? Would that be a breach of contract? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/263 "2016-06-21T06:48:04Z")
Best not be abridging an Allen wrench’s first amendment right to freedom of assembly – unless it is one of those fucking metric things that are overrunning us. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/264 "2016-06-21T10:24:54Z")
The Allen wrench might not wish joinder with you. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/265 "2016-06-21T12:36:49Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > But what if the Allen wench [sick] doesn’t want to assemble with him? Would that be a breach of contract? If the instructions have gold fringe, you do NOT want to ‘establish joiner’ with that wrench. Explain to the arresting officer that “Allen of the family: Wrench” is just a construct. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/266 "2016-06-21T17:21:11Z")
The ethnicity of wrenches is protected under the Equal Oppotunity Employment Act … I’m going to need to see some equal treatment here of Clutch wrenches … ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/267 "2016-06-21T17:58:41Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > The ethnicity of wrenches is protected under the Equal Oppotunity Employment Act … I’m going to need to see some equal treatment here of Clutch wrenches … I didn’t realize that wenches had workplace protections in place. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/268 "2016-06-21T18:14:59Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > I didn’t realize that wenches had workplace protections in place. Uhmmm… Hooters. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/269 "2016-06-21T18:59:23Z")
…And you may say to yourself “My God! What have I done!”… _Once in a Lifetime_, Talking Heads ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/270 "2016-06-21T23:01:46Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > I didn’t realize that wenches had workplace protections in place. [Empower](http://www.empowerfoundation.org/index_en.html) is a sort-of union for Thai prostitutes. More info [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMPOWER). ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/271 "2016-06-23T06:37:34Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > …And you may say to yourself “My God! What have I done!”… How did I get here? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/272 "2016-06-23T07:29:29Z")
This is not my beautiful wife! ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2016, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/273 "2016-06-28T04:49:08Z")
Your back is no more attractive than your front. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2016, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/274 "2016-06-28T04:53:55Z")
Sorry everyone. Misread thread and responded to old, old post. ---
**Author:** ![dbzell971](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8e8cbc/32.png) [@dbzell971](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbzell971)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/275 "2016-06-29T18:51:54Z")
What a bunch of libnuts. I happened across this board and hoped it would be interesting. Guess I’ll go elsewhere in search of intelligence. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/276 "2016-06-29T18:56:12Z")
> [@dbzell971](#): > > What a bunch of libnuts. I happened across this board and hoped it would be interesting. Guess I’ll go elsewhere in search of intelligence. Socking for the OP, right? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/277 "2016-06-29T18:56:39Z")
> [@dbzell971](#): > > What a bunch of libnuts. I happened across this board and hoped it would be interesting. Guess I’ll go elsewhere in search of intelligence. Thanks for stopping by. We’re all better for having been insulted by a complete stranger. I hope you find the agreement that you find interesting (apparently you find disagreement boring) elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/278 "2016-06-29T19:04:59Z")
> [@dbzell971](#): > > What a bunch of libnuts. I happened across this board and hoped it would be interesting. Guess I’ll go elsewhere in search of intelligence. The door says “Pull”, quit pushing on it genius. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/279 "2016-06-29T19:15:48Z")
> [@dbzell971](#): > > Guess I’ll go elsewhere in search of intelligence. Good for you. It’s never too late for self-improvement. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463/280 "2016-06-29T19:18:40Z")
> [@dbzell971](#): > > What a bunch of libnuts. I happened across this board and hoped it would be interesting. Guess I’ll go elsewhere in search of intelligence. You must feel like a complete fucktard, then. You went through all the trouble of registering for this message board without apparently finding out anything about it first. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama/757463.md?page=15)