# Obama's 2nd term:  what will be GOP's top goal?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 22, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613 "2012-02-22T06:36:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/21 "2012-02-23T01:18:34Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> If all else fails, there’s always impeachment again.

This. They failed to prevent a second term, so cooking up a bogus scandal to remove him from office via impeachment seems a likely Plan B. What might the “scandal” be?

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/22 "2012-02-23T01:39:42Z")

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He’s not paying the appropriate ASCAP royalties on those songs he keeps singing.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/23 "2012-02-23T01:41:42Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> This. They failed to prevent a second term, so cooking up a bogus scandal to remove him from office via impeachment seems a likely Plan B. What might the “scandal” be?

There’s no way to know that at this point. I don’t think Holder will be back if Obama is re-elected, so it probably wouldn’t be Fast and Furious (which is something Holder actually deserves to be ripped for, by the way). He could be impeached over something that isn’t known yet or hasn’t happened yet. It wouldn’t be their first choice - they’d rather slow down his agenda and he’ll need to be better at connecting to the public than he was in his first few years. But I think impeachment would be an option that remains on the table.

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**Author:** ![namvet687](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19adc/32.png) [@namvet687](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/namvet687)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/24 "2012-02-23T01:48:50Z")

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Obama aka Zero, Gingrich, Santorum, Romney. Makes no difference! Socialism under the Obama regime or Good Ole’ Boy politics with the others. Nothing will change untill the American people stand up and force change! The Constitution calles for Citizen Statesmen. One or two terms MAX and go back to work! Commen sense politics, no crap from middle east Barbarians or anyone else! Open up the Keystone pipeline, tap the Bakken reserve in our own country, tell the Rockefellers to SHUTUP! This country is either headed for 3rd world status or armed revolution! Unbelieveable that a nation of 300 million takes this crap from an elite group of less than 600. WAKE UP!!!

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/25 "2012-02-23T01:54:57Z")

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I honestly can’t tell if that’s parody or not.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/26 "2012-02-23T02:16:41Z")

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> [@namvet687](#):
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> tap the Bakken reserve in our own country,

Terrific plan. The US uses 20 million barrels a day; 7.3 billion barrels / year.

The vast majority of this oil from shale is not recoverable using current technology.

For a very generous estimate:  
[In 2011, a senior manager](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakken_formation) at Continental Resources Inc. (CRI) declared that the “Bakken play in the Williston basin could become the world’s largest discovery in the last 30-40 years”, as ultimate recovery from the overall play is now estimated at 24 billion bbls

Terrific. That’s 3 years, 3 months of the amount of oil the US uses.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/27 "2012-02-23T02:18:41Z")

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> [@namvet687](#):
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> Obama aka Zero, Gingrich, Santorum, Romney. Makes no difference! Socialism under the Obama regime or Good Ole’ Boy politics with the others. Nothing will change untill the American people stand up and force change! The Constitution calles for Citizen Statesmen. One or two terms MAX and go back to work! Commen sense politics, no crap from middle east Barbarians or anyone else! Open up the Keystone pipeline, tap the Bakken reserve in our own country, tell the Rockefellers to SHUTUP! This country is either headed for 3rd world status or armed revolution! Unbelieveable that a nation of 300 million takes this crap from an elite group of less than 600. WAKE UP!!!

Too late on the Bakken. We’re slant drilling it all from north of the border. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/28 "2012-02-23T02:20:50Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> This. They failed to prevent a second term, so cooking up a bogus scandal to remove him from office via impeachment seems a likely Plan B. What might the “scandal” be?

Probably some “birther”-style argument.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/29 "2012-02-23T02:26:05Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> This. They failed to prevent a second term, so cooking up a bogus scandal to remove him from office via impeachment seems a likely Plan B. What might the “scandal” be?

Fathering two black children.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/30 "2012-02-23T02:36:56Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> This. They failed to prevent a second term, so cooking up a bogus scandal to remove him from office via impeachment seems a likely Plan B. What might the “scandal” be?

He’s still smoking. If they can get him to lie about it under oath. Anyone who has ever tried to quit smoking knows neither part of this is an improbable scenario.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/31 "2012-02-23T02:39:40Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> Probably some “birther”-style argument.

The latest mutation on which is that Obama’s father’s noncitizen status disqualifies Obama as a “natural-born citizen” for presidential purposes.

I wonder what’s next.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/32 "2012-02-23T02:41:15Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> Too late on the Bakken. We’re slant drilling it all from north of the border. 🆒

Oh, yeah, well . . . We peed in it! So there! :mad:

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/33 "2012-02-23T02:44:35Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Fathering two black children.

Don’t say fathering, say “fathering”. Lizard People of any color . . . Well, their reproductive cycle is a bit different (remember that they’re not really lizards, or vertebrates, being of extraterrestrial origin) . . .

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/34 "2012-02-23T03:32:54Z")

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Well the Office of Grand Inquisitor, I mean Independent Counsel, no longer exists as such, so that may make the process of ginning up scandals a little more difficult.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/35 "2012-02-23T03:46:21Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> The latest mutation on which is that Obama’s father’s noncitizen status disqualifies Obama as a “natural-born citizen” for presidential purposes. …

I truly love the other part of that line of “thought” (actually, neither mutation is particularly new). Obama’s father’s citizen status in another country gives Obama dual citizenship, which means he’s not a NBC.

If his father was a citizen of a jus sanguinis nation, dual citizen and not a NBC,  
but if his father was a citizen of a strictly jus soli nation, not a dual citizen and a NBC.

So, some of the same gibbering idiots who screech loudly at the thought that SCotUS justices _might_ look to the way other nations have dealt with issues before them are perfectly comfortable with the citizenship laws of other nations determining who is or isn’t eligible to be PotUS. :rolleyes:

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/36 "2012-02-23T03:54:27Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> If all else fails, there’s always impeachment again.

I wouldn’t be surprised either if they tried that. I also wouldn’t be surprised if they whipped up as much hate as possible hoping for an assassination; honestly, I’m surprised Obama has lived this long, I expected him to have probably been assassinated long time ago given the sheer thuggishness and insanity on the Right. Secret Service doing a good job, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/37 "2012-02-23T04:12:53Z")

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> [@namvet687](#):
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> Obama aka Zero, Gingrich, Santorum, Romney. Makes no difference! Socialism under the Obama regime or Good Ole’ Boy politics with the others. Nothing will change untill the American people stand up and force change! The Constitution calles for Citizen Statesmen. One or two terms MAX and go back to work! Commen sense politics, no crap from middle east Barbarians or anyone else! Open up the Keystone pipeline, tap the Bakken reserve in our own country, tell the Rockefellers to SHUTUP! This country is either headed for 3rd world status or armed revolution! Unbelieveable that a nation of 300 million takes this crap from an elite group of less than 600. WAKE UP!!!

_Squints_

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…Damned Poe’s Law…

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**Author:** ![Silophant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Silophant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silophant)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/38 "2012-02-23T04:22:13Z")

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> [@namvet687](#):
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> Obama aka Zero, Gingrich, Santorum, Romney. Makes no difference! Socialism under the Obama regime or Good Ole’ Boy politics with the others. Nothing will change untill the American people stand up and force change! The Constitution calles for Citizen Statesmen. One or two terms MAX and go back to work! Commen sense politics, no crap from middle east Barbarians or anyone else! Open up the Keystone pipeline, tap the Bakken reserve in our own country, tell the Rockefellers to SHUTUP! This country is either headed for 3rd world status or armed revolution! Unbelieveable that a nation of 300 million takes this crap from an elite group of less than 600. WAKE UP!!!

What gets me is that this guy registered almost a year ago, and _this_ is his first post.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/39 "2012-02-23T04:23:08Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> Too late on the Bakken. We’re slant drilling it all from north of the border. 🆒

Are you guys drinking our milkshake?

:mad:

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-2nd-term-what-will-be-gops-top-goal/613613/40 "2012-02-23T04:26:53Z")

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> [@Silophant](#):
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> What gets me is that this guy registered almost a year ago, and _this_ is his first post.

I know, right?

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