# Obama's real birth certificate found! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623 "2009-08-07T13:16:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/1 "2009-08-07T13:16:28Z")
[Here it is, Birthers! Run and tell Orly Tatiz!](http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/boloboffin2/obamacertificate.gif) Orly? Yeah, really! His real name is B-Rock “The Islamic Shock” Hussein Superallah Obama. This was filed, as you might expect, in Kenyatown, Kenya, by a most assuredly Kenyan registrar deep in the very beating heart of Kenya. [From this thread](http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=149807), which happens to be made of nearly unalloyed victory. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/2 "2009-08-07T13:38:09Z")
Fake. They spelled “honkey” wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/3 "2009-08-07T13:45:16Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > Fake. > > They spelled “honkey” wrong. That must be the Kenyan way of spelling the word, under the influence of their British colonial masters. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/4 "2009-08-07T13:45:38Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > Fake. > > They spelled “honkey” wrong. You have to expect these misspellings when dealing with a Kenyan working deep in the heart of Darkest Africa. It’s too dark to read in there. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/5 "2009-08-07T14:36:31Z")
That Kenyan registrar is very efficient – able to register the birth almost a month before it happened. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/6 "2009-08-07T16:35:57Z")
Yeah, well, Obama wants you to _think_ he was born in August… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/7 "2009-08-07T21:28:46Z")
Nitpick: Obama’s mother’s maiden name was _Dunham_, not Durham. Whether this is evidence of fraud, or merely a typo, is the 64,000-[dirham](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirham) question… ---
**Author:** ![Mallory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mallory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mallory)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/8 "2009-08-08T21:45:08Z")
Found another one: [http://assets.236.com/images/photo2/3363/original/original.jpg](http://assets.236.com/images/photo2/3363/original/original.jpg) These birth certificates seem to be multiplying like bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![smee\_goan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@smee\_goan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smee_goan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/9 "2009-08-08T23:00:06Z")
It’s the shoes, ba-ikes. _(Pr)BO’ Ikes_ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/10 "2009-08-09T00:25:37Z")
This is so old. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-real-birth-certificate-found/505623/11 "2009-08-09T03:18:59Z")
“SURE HE’S MUSLIM” should have been “You betcha.”