# OBL Shooter's Line **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 5, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843 "2011-05-05T15:29:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/1 "2011-05-05T15:29:07Z")
Yes, another Osama thread. I think this is the right forum. If you were the SEAL Team Six guy who shot bin Laden, what would your line be? My favorite such line from any movie is from the Matrix: “Dodge this.” But, that’s not all that relevant. He was shot twice, so: “This one is for the people in the North Tower.” _blam_ “This one is for the people in the South Tower.” _blam_ Although that seems too long. I think I’d go with this: “You have the right to remain dead.” ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/2 "2011-05-05T15:31:16Z")
“That’s how I deal with Brown Recluses” ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/3 "2011-05-05T15:32:11Z")
“Give my regards to the virgins.” BLAM BLAM ---
**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/4 "2011-05-05T15:33:33Z")
To borrow from Peter Griffin, “I’ll have what she’s having.” Bam! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/5 "2011-05-05T15:34:17Z")
“Two for flinching” Blam. Blam. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/6 "2011-05-05T15:35:23Z")
Jihad me at hello ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/7 "2011-05-05T15:39:04Z")
Take a close look at this. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/8 "2011-05-05T15:41:22Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > “Two for flinching” > Blam. Blam. These are fantastic! The one above, though, made me burst out laughing. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/9 "2011-05-05T15:44:59Z")
“Boom boom, out go the lights” ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/10 "2011-05-05T15:47:49Z")
I am just following orders. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/11 "2011-05-05T15:50:10Z")
NYC sends its regards. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/12 "2011-05-05T15:55:20Z")
Bang-bang. You’re dead. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/13 "2011-05-05T16:05:13Z")
“We are SEAL Team Six. You killed thousands of our citizens. Prepare to die” ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/14 "2011-05-05T16:36:03Z")
Here’s a dispatch from the USA. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/15 "2011-05-05T16:50:05Z")
“By the way, I’m gay. And Muslim. And female.” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/16 "2011-05-05T17:14:17Z")
Keep a tight asshole! ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/17 "2011-05-05T17:25:00Z")
Seal you later…okay I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/18 "2011-05-05T17:28:37Z")
Signed, SEAL’d, Delivered. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/19 "2011-05-05T17:36:15Z")
I just imagine the distraught shooter in the helicopter on it’s way back to base, with the other members of his team trying to comfort him. “My one chance to say something witty, and I blew it! Hello big nose? What was I thinking?” ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/20 "2011-05-05T17:36:25Z")
_Fill yore hand, you sonofabitch._ \ _Dying ain’t much of a living, boy._ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843.md?page=2)