# OBL Shooter's Line **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 5, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843 "2011-05-05T15:29:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/21 "2011-05-05T17:43:32Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > I just imagine the distraught shooter in the helicopter on it’s way back to base, with the other members of his team trying to comfort him. > > “My one chance to say something witty, and I blew it! Hello big nose? What was I thinking?” lol! How about “Die, terrorist! Die! Heh heh, with a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero.” “This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it’ll hurt me.” “I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum.” “Payback’s a bitch, bitch.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/22 "2011-05-05T17:44:25Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > I just imagine the distraught shooter in the helicopter on it’s way back to base, with the other members of his team trying to comfort him. > > “My one chance to say something witty, and I blew it! Hello big nose? What was I thinking?” [Stolen from IMDB.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093886/quotes) “Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with Allah?” “Allah giveth… and He just kept on giving, didn’t He?” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/23 "2011-05-05T17:48:04Z")
“Shalom, motherfucker!” ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/24 "2011-05-05T17:49:39Z")
“America, fuck you!” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/25 "2011-05-05T17:50:11Z")
“Torah! Torah! Torah!” ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/26 "2011-05-05T17:58:15Z")
\*_BANG__BANG_ \* “I’ll give you one chance to surrender.” ---
**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/27 "2011-05-05T17:59:47Z")
> [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](#): > > To borrow from Peter Griffin, “I’ll have what she’s having.” Bam! “It’s just been revoked!” ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/28 "2011-05-05T18:01:22Z")
Would you like fries with that? Would you like to Supersize your Happy meal? ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/29 "2011-05-05T18:11:07Z")
Stealing these from some awesome 80s action movies. “Yippie ki yay mother fucker!” “Hasta la vista, baby!” “I’m not going to shoot you between the eyes… I’m going to shoot you between the balls!!!” “If it bleeds, we can kill it.” “You’re one ugly mother fucker!” And two more: “No, OBL, I expect you to die!” "If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/30 "2011-05-05T18:11:49Z")
“Give my regards to Hitler, asshole…” ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/31 "2011-05-05T18:17:28Z")
“Do you know what happens to Osama Bin Laden when he gets shot in the head twice?” _bang_ _bang_ “The same thing that happens to everything else.” ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/32 "2011-05-05T18:25:46Z")
I have to admit, I kind of like the ring of: “Courtesy of the red, white, and blue!” ---
**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/33 "2011-05-05T18:27:38Z")
"Come on Osama, you gotta have an opinion. I mean, do you think God came down from heaven and stopped those bullets? BAM! “Aw man, I shot Osama in the face!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/34 "2011-05-05T18:28:43Z")
God is great! ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/35 "2011-05-05T18:30:49Z")
Say hello to my little friend. delivered in a bad Cuban accent, of course, with gun pressed against my groinal region so that it protrudes like a phallus ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/36 "2011-05-05T18:31:51Z")
Sung: “Oh, say can you” _blam_ ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/37 "2011-05-05T18:33:07Z")
“Hey! I have you on my Dead Pool!” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/38 "2011-05-05T18:33:29Z")
I know what _ **I** _ would have said. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/39 "2011-05-05T18:44:39Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > “By the way, I’m gay. And Muslim. And female.” So you’re saying killing ObL was part of the “gay agenda”? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/40 "2011-05-05T18:52:33Z")
“\*Eyes \*to see you!” [/[McBain](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex8F3bVwv3s)] Can’t believe someone already beat me to my other Simpsons reference: “_ **DIE, BAD TERRORIST, DIE!** _ Heh, with a dry, cool wit like that I could be an action hero.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843.md?page=3)