# OBL Shooter's Line **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 5, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843 "2011-05-05T15:29:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/61 "2011-05-06T03:29:02Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > “America, fuck you!” You won. “Osama… meet Obama.” ---
**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/62 "2011-05-06T03:58:55Z")
“bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’” ---
**Author:** ![fumster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fumster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fumster)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/63 "2011-05-06T04:04:53Z")
You’re fired. ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/64 "2011-05-06T04:32:52Z")
“thats gonna itch when it dries” wait for it… ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/65 "2011-05-06T04:44:26Z")
Geronimo! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/66 "2011-05-06T06:02:18Z")
> [@Washoe](#): > > “bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’” Also, “Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam” ---
**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/67 "2011-05-06T06:06:02Z")
That one’s even better. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/68 "2011-05-06T07:05:13Z")
The way I heard it: “Hello mister Osama, have you ever heard of multi level marketing? I have the opportunity of a life time called Herbalife…………………” 40 min later BAM BAM It was a sucide! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/69 "2011-05-06T10:43:51Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > “I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” > Of course, it’s highly unlikely that the SEAL was actually using a .44 magnum, but still. It’s more of a case of: “I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five ?”. Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a belt-fed SAW, it’s not like it fucking matters is it ?” ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/70 "2011-05-06T11:34:33Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > It’s more of a case of: > “I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five ?”. Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a belt-fed SAW, it’s not like it fucking matters is it ?” See post #54. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/71 "2011-05-06T12:09:47Z")
One of us is getting laid by a shit-load of virgins. The other is getting shot in the face. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/72 "2011-05-06T12:36:33Z")
“Let me introduce you to Obamacare” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/73 "2011-05-06T12:50:18Z")
“Silence! I kill you!” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/74 "2011-05-06T12:52:42Z")
“Michael Corleone says hello.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/75 "2011-05-06T12:54:13Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > “Let me introduce you to Obamacare” “We’re the death panel.” ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/76 "2011-05-06T13:19:51Z")
> [@Washoe](#): > > “bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’” > [@cochrane](#): > > Also, “Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam” So, a little help? (I guessed Klingon, but the translator I found couldn’t really do much with it.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/77 "2011-05-06T13:29:56Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > So, a little help? (I guessed Klingon, but the translator I found couldn’t really do much with it.) > **[Klingon proverbs - Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Klingon_proverbs)** [http://www.kli.org/wiki/index.php?Today%20is%20a%20good%20day%20to%20die](http://www.kli.org/wiki/index.php?Today%20is%20a%20good%20day%20to%20die) ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/78 "2011-05-06T13:35:12Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > “We’re the death panel.” “And we just issued our verdict.” ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/79 "2011-05-06T13:36:31Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > [Klingon proverbs - Wikiquote](http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Klingon_proverbs) > [http://www.kli.org/wiki/index.php?Today%20is%20a%20good%20day%20to%20die](http://www.kli.org/wiki/index.php?Today%20is%20a%20good%20day%20to%20die) Thanks! OK, here’s an oldie, but a goodie: “Osama, you mess with the best, you die like the rest.” ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/80 "2011-05-06T16:01:24Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > “Silence! I kill you!” I saw what you did there. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843.md?page=5)