# OBL Shooter's Line **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 5, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843 "2011-05-05T15:29:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/81 "2011-05-06T16:26:45Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > [Klingon proverbs - Wikiquote](http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Klingon_proverbs) > [http://www.kli.org/wiki/index.php?Today%20is%20a%20good%20day%20to%20die](http://www.kli.org/wiki/index.php?Today%20is%20a%20good%20day%20to%20die) Thanks for yet another good tlhIngan Hol line. tugh qoH nachDaj je chevlu’ta’ (A fool and his head are soon parted.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/82 "2011-05-06T16:37:23Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > I saw what you did there. 😃 I didn’t. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/83 "2011-05-06T16:41:32Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I didn’t. 😕 [Jeff Dunham.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go) ETA:about 1:15 in ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/84 "2011-05-06T17:00:40Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > Thanks! > > OK, here’s an oldie, but a goodie: > > “Osama, you mess with the best, you die like the rest.” This brought to mind the scene from Apocolypse Now. The choppers could be playing “Another one bites the dust” on their loudspeakers. ---
**Author:** ![VanLandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/eb9ed0/32.png) [@VanLandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanLandry)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/85 "2011-05-06T17:18:39Z")
You’re terminated, fucker. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/86 "2011-05-06T17:33:54Z")
We (Bang…wife’s leg) never (Bang … left eye) FORGOT! (bang…chest) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/87 "2011-05-06T17:59:36Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > [Jeff Dunham.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go) > > ETA:about 1:15 in Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/88 "2011-05-06T18:19:27Z")
I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that we outlawed waterboarding. The bad news is I can still shoot you in the face. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/89 "2011-05-06T19:14:54Z")
“Time to die.” I can’t believe I didn’t see this thread until after someone already did the Jeff Dunham thing. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/90 "2011-05-06T19:42:09Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > Hello big nose? \ \*“He noticed!” \*\ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/91 "2011-05-06T20:15:25Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > “Time to die.” Well, yeah, but it’s so much cooler spoken in tlhIngan Hol. > [@cochrane](#): > > “Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam” “Today is a good day to die!” ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/92 "2011-05-06T20:27:20Z")
“Hijack _this_.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/93 "2011-05-06T20:31:36Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Well, yeah, but it’s so much cooler spoken in tlhIngan Hol. > > “Today is a good day to die!” I didn’t know that Roy Batty knew that language. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/94 "2011-05-06T22:26:46Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Borrowing from RoboCop: > > “Osama bin Laden! You’re coming with me. Dead or alive, but you’re coming with me.” Extra points if on entering the room you tell his wife/daughter/whoever it was in there with him “Bitches leave.” Now if only we can find someplace to use “I’d buy that for a dollar!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/95 "2011-05-06T22:31:58Z")
Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! -or- The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/96 "2011-05-06T22:36:51Z")
Hasta la vista…Beardy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/97 "2011-05-06T22:39:51Z")
Oh, did you not have time to call 9-11? ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/98 "2011-05-06T22:46:12Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Say hello to my little friend. > > delivered in a bad Cuban accent, of course, with gun pressed against my groinal region so that it protrudes like a phallus No one who has ever fired one of the military assault rifles will ever do this – think about recoil! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/99 "2011-05-06T23:08:47Z")
“It’s the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.” ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/100 "2011-05-06T23:19:01Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > “It’s the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.” “I’m the viper. I’ve come to vipe and vash the vindows.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843.md?page=6)