# OBL Shooter's Line **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 5, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843 "2011-05-05T15:29:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/101 "2011-05-06T23:32:03Z")
Borrowing from two now-obscure shows: _Sledge Hammer!_: “Trust me. I know what I’m doing.” An episode of _Unsolved Mysteries_: ObL: “You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you?” SEAL: “Well…maybe.” (BLAM!) ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/102 "2011-05-06T23:46:44Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > Borrowing from two now-obscure shows: > > _Sledge Hammer!_: “Trust me. I know what I’m doing.” > > An episode of _Unsolved Mysteries_: ObL: “You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you?” SEAL: “Well…maybe.” (BLAM!) Darn, “Sledge Hammer”, why didnt it get its movie adaptation (with Schwarzy, of course)? ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/103 "2011-05-07T19:02:22Z")
I’d paint the muzzle of my gun lipstick red and gone for “Sealed, with a kiss.” ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/104 "2011-05-07T20:40:00Z")
You people disgust me… More than 100 posts and no one has yet suggested, “This is my Boomstick!!!” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/105 "2011-05-07T21:15:58Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > You people disgust me… > > More than 100 posts and no one has yet suggested, “This is my Boomstick!!!” Heh, Bruce Campbell FTW. 🙂 And doubly appropriate, since Sam on Burn Notice is a SEAL. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/106 "2011-05-09T13:06:13Z")
I don’t normally watch Bill Maher but did catch his show yesterday, which had an original broadcast of 5/6, a day after this started. One of his skits was ‘Osama Kill shot quotes’. Coincidence? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/107 "2011-05-09T14:34:28Z")
If I were in a room with you and two doctors who performed abortions, and my gun only had two bullets and I was pro-life, what would I do? BANG! BANG! Good thing I’m pro-choice. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/108 "2011-05-18T13:27:47Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I don’t normally watch Bill Maher but did catch his show yesterday, which had an original broadcast of 5/6, a day after this started. One of his skits was ‘Osama Kill shot quotes’. > > Coincidence? Oh, man. He totally stole my idea. Do you know if there’s a way to watch this online? Did he use any of the stuff here? ---
**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/109 "2011-05-18T17:39:41Z")
“Constable Clitoris and I are from the Hygiene Squad, and we’d like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates…” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/110 "2011-05-18T17:49:46Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > Oh, man. He totally stole my idea. Do you know if there’s a way to watch this online? Did he use any of the stuff here? **RitterSport** , I was in and out of the room and just caught a few of them which didn’t ring a bell and can’t speak for the rest. The concept though was identical. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/111 "2011-08-01T18:17:38Z")
Well, folks here it is: > [@](#): > > Nine years, seven months, and twenty days after September 11th, an American was a trigger pull from ending bin Laden’s life. The first round, a 5.56-mm. bullet, struck bin Laden in the chest. As he fell backward, the SEAL fired a second round into his head, just above his left eye. On his radio, he reported, “For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo.” After a pause, he added, “Geronimo E.K.I.A.”—“enemy killed in action.” Pretty interesting story in this week’s New Yorker about the raid. Kind of long, but well worth a read if you have the time. > **[Getting Bin Laden](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/08/08/getting-bin-laden?currentPage=all)** > > What happened that night in Abbottabad. ---
**Author:** ![wei\_ji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wei\_ji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wei_ji)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/112 "2011-08-03T20:08:55Z")
“Todd Beamer says Hello.” ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/113 "2011-08-04T01:31:52Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Borrowing from RoboCop: > > “Osama bin Laden! You’re coming with me. Dead or alive, but you’re coming with me.” \ Osama Bin Laden, surrender at once, you have two seconds to comply… [2 seconds elapse] I am now authorized to use physical force! \ Or You will be eliminated, Resistance is Futile… \ ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/114 "2011-08-04T01:39:19Z")
Or, you can’t go wrong with the infamous, immortal Dalek catchphrase, in their trademarked screech… _ **EX-TER-MI-NATE!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/115 "2011-08-04T05:45:08Z")
From the Boondock Saints (and sequel): In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti. Who ordered the whoop-ass fajitas?! Ding dong, muthafucka, DING DONG! I’ll have a Coke! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/116 "2011-08-04T08:06:31Z")
I carried a watermelon. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/117 "2011-08-04T08:24:48Z")
“The International Zionist Cabal says hello!” _\_ _\_ “And they’re gonna stay virgins!” ---
**Author:** ![mac\_bolan00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@mac\_bolan00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mac_bolan00)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/118 "2011-08-04T08:37:59Z")
“good luck with your 72 west virginians!” ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/119 "2011-08-04T22:42:28Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > Oh, man. He totally stole my idea. Do you know if there’s a way to watch this online? Did he use any of the stuff here? [Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdst3uqOB0w) ya go. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obl-shooters-line/580843/120 "2011-08-05T01:32:55Z")
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