# Obligatory Sequential Titles Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901 "2007-02-12T19:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/1 "2007-02-12T19:06:59Z")
Cause I’m easily amused. 😃 From MPSIMS today - \*\*“Dear Florist: A couple pointers” “I have a dead possum in my barn.”\*\* Well, okay, then. Duly noted. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/2 "2007-02-12T20:31:54Z")
\*\*Ladies: At What Point Does Your SO’s Use of Porn Bother You? Maybe we should chemically castrate anyone who wants to teach … \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/3 "2007-02-12T20:49:56Z")
\*\*How flexible is the penis? If a magnet can stick to it, can it be made into a magnet itself? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/4 "2007-02-12T20:51:13Z")
Oh, IMHO is just rife with possibilities at the moment: **What’s this about sex in airplane toilets?** **What surprised you the most about your menage a trois?** **Stuff you’re amazed you got away with.** **What makes you decide to move in with your SO?** I’m cheating with this one, but it’s too funny: **What surprised you the most about your menage a trois?** **VD - No, not the disease** ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/5 "2007-02-12T22:39:35Z")
\*\*Kids, don’t try this at home. Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/6 "2007-02-12T22:40:58Z")
Another from the MPSIMS: \*\*Where’s Eve? Dime Stores. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/7 "2007-02-13T03:01:32Z")
[QUOTE=Shecky] Another from the MPSIMS: \*\*Where’s Eve? Dime Stores. \*\* [/QUOTE] Hey! That’s not kind. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/8 "2007-02-13T10:53:50Z")
[QUOTE=Rysto] Oh, IMHO is just rife with possibilities at the moment: **What’s this about sex in airplane toilets?** **What surprised you the most about your menage a trois?** **Stuff you’re amazed you got away with.** **What makes you decide to move in with your SO?** [/QUOTE] And I was all set to post: \*\*Stuff you’re amazed you got away with. What’s this about sex in airplane toilets? \*\* but **Rysto** ’s got me beat. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/9 "2007-02-13T13:06:18Z")
\*\*Snow day!! People EAT This Stuff? \*\* As long as it’s not yellow… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/10 "2007-02-13T19:45:19Z")
GQ: Now, this isn’t something that’s funny all by itself but I misread the thread titles: \*\*Whence the notion that cats are “she” by default? Why can’t I recirculate the air in my car when the vents are aimed at the windshield? \*\* I misread it as one title: **Why can’t I recirculate the air in my car when cats are aimed at the windshield?** :smack: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/11 "2007-02-13T21:17:10Z")
\*\*The power of bacon. People EAT This Stuff? \*\* Behold!..The Power of BACON! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/12 "2007-02-14T02:13:08Z")
\*\*Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard I have decided to become a nice person. \*\* Good luck on that… ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/13 "2007-02-14T04:23:53Z")
\*\* The last minute MMP I Was Irrationally Angry At This \*\* Chill, it’s an MMP. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/14 "2007-02-14T14:45:30Z")
\*\*Breasts Where did the “l” go? \*\* _Bre **l** asts_? _Brea **l** sts_? Ther’s no “l” in _Breasts_! (fortunately) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/15 "2007-02-14T18:10:45Z")
\*\*Worst Valentines Gifts What’s this about sex in airplane toilets? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/16 "2007-02-14T18:39:50Z")
**Happy Valentine’s Day, how about a divorce?** **Men go nuts without their nuts? Vasectomy increases risk of dementia** **The good news? I didn’t have to pee in the shower.** **You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now** Reminds me of a date I had once… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/17 "2007-02-14T19:07:29Z")
\*\*Continuity of functions (college math related) % of a % convention 15% Packet Loss on a cable connection? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/18 "2007-02-14T19:08:01Z")
\*\*Breasts The last word on Anna Nicole \*\* Sorry – I couldn’t help myself ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/19 "2007-02-14T19:37:05Z")
\*\*Men go nuts without their nuts? Vasectomy increases risk of dementia I’m McGuyvering a bottle open The good news? I didn’t have to pee in the shower. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/20 "2007-02-14T19:40:26Z")
\*\*Don’t you know? The Jews invented evolution… Shut up, yhou stupid fucking chimp! \*\* Don’t get your information about evolution from chimps! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901.md?page=2)