# Obligatory Sequential Titles Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901 "2007-02-12T19:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/21 "2007-02-14T19:45:06Z")
\*\* Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard 99 signs Cecil is DEAD, DEAD, oh so very DEAD! (Happy Valentine’s Day, btw) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/22 "2007-02-15T04:48:06Z")
**Did Anyone Have a Nice Valentine’s Day? Describe it in three words** “I got laid.” ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/23 "2007-02-15T04:58:27Z")
**Ever shave your balls?** **Totally lame request for career advice** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/24 "2007-02-15T07:56:39Z")
\*\*Ever shave your balls? Describe it in three words\*\* ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/25 "2007-02-15T07:57:41Z")
**Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard Opal** Oooh, unkind! **StorkBytes: A Resource for What Not To Name Your Baby I have been thinking about a name for my baby** Hey, look up! **Breasts In need of prayers and good wishes** Are they too small or too big? \*\*Ever shave your balls? Describe it in three words \*\* Eek, ouch, ITCH! \*\*Happy VD! (and Other Unfortunate Abbreviations) The last word on Anna Nicole \*\* Some days it’s just right for sequential threads… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/26 "2007-02-15T12:15:54Z")
\*\*Der Trihs, a moment of your time, if you would. Shut up, yhou stupid fucking chimp! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/27 "2007-02-15T13:43:05Z")
\*\*Snowblower quits during blizzard…go figure Just Call Me Nanook of the North \*\* His snowblower didn’t work either? **Did Anyone Have a Nice Valentine’s Day? Breasts** I guess that’s one sign that things went well. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/28 "2007-02-15T14:15:30Z")
\*\*I Hate Gay People You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/29 "2007-02-15T15:07:11Z")
\*\*Nut Cracking Are women that sleep with dykes that dress like little boys closeted pedophiles? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/30 "2007-02-15T15:21:40Z")
\*\*Did Anyone Have a Nice Valentine’s Day? Obligatory Sequential Titles Thread What a sucky Valentine’s day this has been (cat-related) \*\* Of course, now that I’ve posted, this will read: \*\*Did Anyone Have a Nice Valentine’s Day? What a sucky Valentine’s day this has been (cat-related) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/31 "2007-02-15T17:58:15Z")
Note to Democrats Goddamn it, how do I know you’re not dead if you don’t call? ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/32 "2007-02-15T19:59:55Z")
**I hate gay people** **Most ignorant thing you’ve ever heard** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/33 "2007-02-15T20:02:19Z")
[QUOTE=Ms Macphisto] \*\*Ever shave your balls? Describe it in three words\*\* [/QUOTE] 1. Shaved 2. Them 3. Bald How’s that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/34 "2007-02-15T20:07:50Z")
The BBQ Pit today - \*\*Der Trihs, a moment of your time, if you would. Why on earth must you piss on the toilet seat?\*\* Yeah, Der Trihs? Why you gotta be that way? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/35 "2007-02-15T20:08:35Z")
**I have been thinking about a name for my baby Talking Urinal Cakes** … and who can blame you? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/36 "2007-02-15T21:26:45Z")
\*\* Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard What’s the deal with Vida Guerra’s famous butt? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/37 "2007-02-15T22:10:18Z")
\*\*UTC – Guess the acronym Talking Urinal Cakes \*\* No, that would be TUC ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/38 "2007-02-15T22:19:34Z")
\*\* Importing a Parrot to the US What’s green…and comes out of my car \*\* Smuggled parrot ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/39 "2007-02-15T22:37:34Z")
New Posts: \*\* Really cool sounding things… Talking Urinal Cakes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/40 "2007-02-16T14:13:04Z")
\*\*What’s the deal with Vida Guerra’s famous butt? What can I do with a 4 foot balloon? \*\* If you get two of them you can make a model of Vida Guerra’s famous butt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901.md?page=3)