# Obligatory Sequential Titles Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901 "2007-02-12T19:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/41 "2007-02-16T14:46:58Z")
\*\*The Celebrity Death Pool 2007 Mrs Slow’s Grandmother died - at 108\*\* If you had her in the pool you now have negative points. [sub]I’m going to hell … sorry[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/42 "2007-02-16T19:41:40Z")
\*\*We May Be Made of Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails What’s the deal with Vida Guerra’s famous butt? \*\* well, obviously, it’s made of Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice. (And maybe a couple of weather balloons) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/43 "2007-02-16T21:38:06Z")
\*\*Bald men are not mammals Men go nuts without their nuts? Vasectomy increases risk of dementia \*\* Not lookin’ good for us guys. Except for that Snips and Snails thread. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/44 "2007-02-16T21:58:23Z")
\*\*Oh my, I have a date tonight. Holy crap, I’m engaged! \*\* You may have a problem, unless you’re dating your fiancee. ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/45 "2007-02-16T22:41:21Z")
Oh my, I have a date tonight. Need dog training advice. Holy crap, I’m engaged! ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/46 "2007-02-16T23:34:43Z")
\*\* I Have A Spare Uterus Need dog training advice\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/47 "2007-02-17T00:31:46Z")
**So, is it a date or not?** **You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now** I’m no expert on romance, but I’m pretty sure that once you’ve reached the point where she’s sticking her thumb at your ass, it can be considered a date. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/48 "2007-02-17T08:27:33Z")
\*\*Holy crap, I’m engaged! Oh my, I have a date tonight. Leave a phone number!! \*\* Yes, if you’re dating tonight then I think a phone number is the least you owe your fiancée. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/49 "2007-02-17T08:33:48Z")
\*\*I have been thinking about a name for my baby So, is it a date or not? \*\* You’re not sure if it’s a date, but thinking of baby names already? OOO-kay… :: edges away nervously :: ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/50 "2007-02-17T15:04:02Z")
From the Pit this morning: **Fellow Dopers, a word if I may** **No Problem** Several minutes later: **Thank you, Dopers and (eventually) Pitters** **No Problem** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/51 "2007-02-17T16:09:36Z")
\*\*Rectal sex Some People Are So Gross I Have A Spare Uterus \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/52 "2007-02-17T18:49:01Z")
A rare four in a row Some People Are So Gross Rectal sex Oh my, I have a date tonight. Need dog training advice ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/53 "2007-02-18T02:04:58Z")
\*\*I have been thinking about a name for my baby Rectal sex\*\* 'smore of a band name, though. Don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/54 "2007-02-18T15:29:49Z")
Going to Ireland in May. Anything I should know? Some People Are So Gross ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/55 "2007-02-19T17:40:12Z")
From BBQ pit: \*\*Atheists need to shut up, part 2 Shut up, yhou stupid fucking chimp!\*\*(sic) no. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/56 "2007-02-19T22:12:15Z")
GQ: \*\*Cat barfing question Where can I find Taco Bell’s corn tortilla’s? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/57 "2007-02-20T04:43:02Z")
**The Nicotine Nazis Eating Kangaroo Describe it in three words** **It’s finally arrived - The 1000 dollar remote control! That was just silly.** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/58 "2007-02-20T14:49:13Z")
\*\* Why are so many people woefully ignorant of financial matters? I received a check in the mail today for $10,000 USD. Now What? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/59 "2007-02-20T16:32:34Z")
\*\*Favorite products which have mysteriously vanished from store shelves My hair smells like hay. \*\* With hindsight, it wasn’t really well-positioned to compete with _Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/60 "2007-02-20T16:34:32Z")
\*\* Share stories of your worst break-up(s) I’m getting totally screwed. \*\* That sums it up well [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901.md?page=4)