# Obligatory Sequential Titles Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901 "2007-02-12T19:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/61 "2007-02-20T17:19:17Z")
\*\*Describe it in three words Worst. Valentine’s. EVAR. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/62 "2007-02-20T18:12:57Z")
\*\* Okay. I give up. I love Windows. My husband loves me \*\* Does your husband loves Windows? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/63 "2007-02-20T18:21:40Z")
\*\*Shut up, yhou stupid fucking chimp! I Pit the Primates \*\* Obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/64 "2007-02-20T18:29:32Z")
And… \*\*I’m getting totally screwed. It’s healthy!! Woo Hoo! \*\* Yes, I take that line when I’m trying to score me some poontang. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/65 "2007-02-20T18:57:11Z")
\*\*How much $$ would you take to stay away from the board? I received a check in the mail today for $10,000 USD. Now What? \*\* Never Post Again ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/66 "2007-02-20T18:57:52Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] \*\*How much $$ would you take to stay away from the board? I received a check in the mail today for $10,000 USD. Now What? \*\* Never Post Again [/QUOTE] _shakes fist and curses_😛 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/67 "2007-02-20T19:13:40Z")
MPSIMs **Help me find a photo of someone getting punched in the face Might I suggest a UK DopeFest?** ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/68 "2007-02-20T22:32:56Z")
MPSIMS: **Eating Kangaroo** **Describe it in three words** _Not gonna try._ IMHO: **Nude Beaches…** **Does she like me? Any subtle ways to tell?** **What are you doing for Lent?** **Blood donation: double red cell donation?** _I’ve heard of giving up something for Lent before, but…_ Cafe Society: **Desperate Housewives 2/18** **I suck at polenta!** _That could be a cause of desperation, yes._ The Pit: **John McCain has officially jumped the shark.** **Wells Fargo Bank - We Don’t Care** _Wells Fargo has no concern with your petty human politics!_ Great Debates: **House passes anti-“surge” resolution – now what?** \*\*A victory for fetus rights!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/69 "2007-02-21T09:10:27Z")
\*\*Gloat about your minor victories HA! We broke up and I still have your nude photo! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/70 "2007-02-21T16:02:13Z")
\*\*Oh my, I have a date tonight. Screwed at work \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/71 "2007-02-21T17:37:24Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Screwed at work Monicas Dress \*\* Heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/72 "2007-02-21T18:32:40Z")
**And the most useless officer in the entire British Army is… Indiana License Plates** Stop right now the names are just getting _too silly_! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/73 "2007-02-21T21:26:41Z")
Top o’ the Pit: **Clear the fucking SNOW off your car!!! Oh, that’s a great solution, Jet Blue!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/74 "2007-02-22T10:00:15Z")
\*\*What Kind of Porn Would Jesus Watch? Disgusting the demons \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/75 "2007-02-22T14:45:17Z")
\*\* Spears flees rehab again Hot Fuzz \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/76 "2007-02-22T14:48:15Z")
General Questions: \*\*Why the inconsistency in newspaper column borders? Who weeds the border? \*\* Someone who does it inconsistently ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/77 "2007-02-22T16:27:56Z")
Most gratuitous use of sex in advertising? Feelings about biodegradable, flushable cat litter? Ew. Just, ew. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/78 "2007-02-22T19:10:18Z")
\*\*Kids do the damnedest things (My son drank from the toilet) Yum! Good lunch! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/79 "2007-02-22T20:27:11Z")
\*\* Ladies; The Word “Moist” Most gratuitous use of sex in advertising? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obligatory-sequential-titles-thread/391901/80 "2007-02-22T20:27:21Z")
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