Obnoxiously rude commercial

Indeed.

There are many situations where this is just not true. Gift giving is often absolutely done with the expectation of reciprocation.

Then it’s not really gift giving.

Fair enough, but a common one in the workplace. Also not at all uncommon in families among adults.

I’m expressing my opinion about what gift giving should be, not what is common. In my opinion, gifts should given without expectation of reciprocation, and gifts should always be accepted without criticism or dissatisfaction.

Agreed.

Wow.

Moral: if you’re giving or receiving a card, pay attention to the fine print!