# Obsceneta Claus **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 21, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986 "2010-12-21T18:53:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/21 "2010-12-22T17:28:03Z")
> [@Double\_Foolscap](#): > > I thought it was going to be a conversatyion about [this](http://www.partyexplosion.co.uk/Thumbnails/051-128SantaBoytn.jpg) picture - a bit small, but you might be able to make out the hilariously inappropriate double meaning. > > Unless my friends and I are far more deviant than we thought. Nope, not at all. Took me a while to get the _intended_ meaning. Caption: “Backdoor Santa” ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/22 "2010-12-22T17:36:31Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > It’s clear that the OP suffers from Claustrophobia. Win. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/23 "2010-12-22T17:38:49Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > b) his lips and tongue are marachino-cherry red. Fire engine red. Fuck-me lipstick red. > > c) the reason I know what color his tongue is is that he’s STICKING IT OUT at me. Dude, you’re so far back in the closet you’re having adventures in Narnia. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/24 "2010-12-22T19:17:07Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Dude, you’re so far back in the closet you’re having adventures in Narnia. I never trusted that C. L. Lewis dude, either. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/25 "2010-12-22T20:42:58Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > I think his tongue is sticking out because you caught him mid-Ho. That happened to me once, but it wasnt my tongue sticking out and it wasn’t Mrs Claus that got pissed about it either. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/26 "2010-12-22T21:11:19Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > I never trusted that C. L. Lewis dude, either. Sooo.. this was all just one giant woosh? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/27 "2010-12-22T22:49:42Z")
Is there anything more mockable than people who claim emotional damage from being “lied to about Santa Claus”? No, there isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/28 "2010-12-22T22:52:06Z")
To the OP: how do you feel about the song Santa Baby, then? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/29 "2010-12-23T13:12:45Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > I think his tongue is sticking out because you caught him mid-Ho. You mean he’s had… Ho-Tox…!? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/30 "2010-12-23T15:31:00Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Is there anything more mockable than people who claim emotional damage from being “lied to about Santa Claus”? No, there isn’t. I dunno, what about people who are disturbed by being turned on by Santas’ hot, wet, _red_ lips? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/31 "2010-12-23T15:35:53Z")
Obsceneta sounds like the stage name for a Mexican stripper. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/32 "2010-12-23T15:51:50Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > By all means tell me if you think there’s something wrong with how I perceive things… There is. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/33 "2010-12-24T18:26:37Z")
This reads like a Santa-based version of [this article](http://www.theonion.com/articles/repeal-of-dont-ask-dont-tell-paves-way-for-gay-sex,17698/). ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/34 "2010-12-24T20:01:41Z")
I think he’s Santastic. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/35 "2010-12-24T20:16:20Z")
Oh great. I saw the Santa sticking his tongue out at me one when I was out earlier and all I could think of was Santa doing bad things with said protrusion. This thread has warped my mind! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986/36 "2010-12-25T00:58:27Z")
If you rearrange the letters in Santa, you get. . . . . . . . . SATAN!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obsceneta-claus/564986.md?page=1)