# Obscure cult movies you were unimpressed with

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 4, 2013, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980 "2013-03-04T05:55:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/61 "2013-03-06T01:46:24Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> I hope nobody hates me, but while I am a big fan of anime I don’t like _Akira_

Does that really qualify as “obscure cult movie?”

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/62 "2013-03-06T01:54:26Z")

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> [@ExTank](#):
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> Does that really qualify as “obscure cult movie?”

In the United States? Yes.

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/63 "2013-03-06T02:15:43Z")

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> [@Slypork](#):
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> Sorry but none of the characters appealed to me and I generally just found it annoying.
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> Actually I think it might be the Coen brother movies I can’t stand. **Raising Arizona** , **The Hudsucker Proxy** , **O Brother, Where Art Thou?** , **Burn After Reading** were all movies that I tried watching but got turned off by the writing style and the characters. Usually I turned the movies off within the first half hour.

> [@Odesio](#):
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> In the United States? Yes.

🆒 Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/64 "2013-03-06T02:26:22Z")

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lolz

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/65 "2013-03-06T02:46:43Z")

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I watched Blue Velvet at the college movie theater. Less then halfway through it me and my friends started MSTing it. We all came to the same conclusion about its suckiness at the same time.

Oh and all anime sucks moose cock. I like animation but have not been able to get through 10 minutes of any of it.

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**Author:** ![Andiethewestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba9def/32.png) [@Andiethewestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andiethewestie)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/66 "2013-03-06T03:09:41Z")

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Dazed and Confused was fucked up.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/67 "2013-03-06T03:17:14Z")

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> [@Andiethewestie](#):
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> Dazed and Confused was fucked up.

Yep, in a good way

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/68 "2013-03-06T04:59:36Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> I think you have to be dead inside to not like Princess Bride.

So I guess Chandler didn’t like it. 😃

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**Author:** ![BlueOhio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@BlueOhio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueOhio)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/69 "2013-03-06T14:00:15Z")

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I have never cared for Princess Bride either and I’m a huge man-child.

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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/70 "2013-03-06T14:25:23Z")

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> [@Ponch8](#):
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> _The Princess Bride_ was a complete waste of time.

Yes! The wife could not believe that I had not seen it. After watching it I can’t figure out what the big deal is.

Barbarella was boring and Eraserhead was stupid.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/71 "2013-03-06T14:32:48Z")

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The whole point of “cult” movies is that the soulless Phillistines do not “get” them…

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/72 "2013-03-06T18:30:57Z")

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> [@ExTank](#):
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> 🆒 Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

I saw what you did there, man. This, uh, this uh aggression will not, uh stand, man…

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/73 "2013-03-06T18:32:02Z")

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> [@BlueOhio](#):
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> I have never cared for Princess Bride either and I’m a huge man-child.

Was it the kissing? It WAS a kissing movie…

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/74 "2013-03-06T18:41:14Z")

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I don’t know if they qualify as “cult”, but these were terrible:

Barton Fink  
Naked Lunch

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/75 "2013-03-06T18:57:36Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> No, I love _Firefly_  
> The death of you know who was upsetting but made sense in the movie _Serenity_, but the death in _Dr. Horrible_ was just so aggravating and the consequence resulting from it was :smack: The least Dr. Horrible could have done was kill himself :dubious:

It might help if you remember **who the movie was about**. This is one of the movies my 15 yr old daughter and I can really enjoy together (she found it first).

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/76 "2013-03-06T19:13:35Z")

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> [@ministryman](#):
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> I saw what you did there, man. This, uh, this uh aggression will not, uh stand, man…

Well, you’re obviously not into golf.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/77 "2013-03-06T19:56:55Z")

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I am sure this will produce audible gasps, but I hated **Harold and Maude**.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/78 "2013-03-07T00:58:54Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> Yep, in a good way

Having grown up in Texas during the '70’s, \*Dazed and Confused \*totally hit the nail on the head.

Well, except for the hitting on teachers and smoking grass on the 50 yard line. Because all the teachers knew we were smoking grass, and we never made it to a football game because we were usually at a party on a Friday night. But yeah - BYOB underage pool hall hangouts, keg parties in the field, dosing between classes - good times.😃

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**Author:** ![JerseySwamps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9a140/32.png) [@JerseySwamps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseySwamps)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/79 "2013-03-07T04:18:18Z")

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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

That’s what I get from taking movie tips from Summer School.

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-cult-movies-you-were-unimpressed-with/651980/80 "2013-03-07T05:48:11Z")

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> [@NitroPress](#):
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> SF cultists are shocked, shocked I tell you when I say that “Five Million Years to Earth” (aka, I believe, “Quatermass and the Pit”) also bored me silly.

The key word being “silly.” I had vague but positive childhood memories about it, finally saw it again just a few weeks ago and was shocked by how bad it was.

> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> I am sure this will produce audible gasps, but I hated **Harold and Maude**.

Yes again. I loved H&M back in the 70’s. Saw it again 30 years later and hated it.

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