# Obscure jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 30, 2015, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186 "2015-05-30T10:14:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2015, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/21 "2015-06-15T11:35:59Z")
These are all about as funny as a knothole in a bundling board. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2015, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/22 "2015-06-15T11:56:50Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > What do they use to slice their pizza in Mexico? > > Leetle Seezars [Heh.](http://cdn.meme.am/instances/37900128.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2015, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/23 "2015-06-15T12:09:41Z")
Latin students never decline sex ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/24 "2015-06-16T13:32:39Z")
If you’re cold. go sit in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees. You cannot trust atoms. They make up everything. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/25 "2015-06-16T14:10:03Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > Latin students never decline sex Except that they would. “Sex” is a noun and so must be declined Why is a nun like a bad Latinist? Both of them, when invited to conjugate, declined. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/26 "2015-06-16T16:42:55Z")
Ubi, o ubi, est meam sub-ubi? ---
**Author:** ![bizerta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@bizerta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizerta)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/27 "2015-06-17T00:36:33Z")
This is really an amusing trivia question: Think back to your childhood, even if it were fifty years ago. What’s the first thing you know? Ol’ Jed’s a millionaire ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/28 "2015-06-17T00:40:19Z")
unlike most nouns, sex isn’t declined that’s the joke cardinal numbers above 3 aren’t declined ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/29 "2015-06-17T01:11:18Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > The Three Stooges sat on top of a high wall watching the mayor’s funeral procession. It was raining, but they didn’t have an umbrella. Suddenly, Moe cried “Geronimo” and leapt off the wall. A moment later, Larry cried “Sitting Bull” and leapt off the wall. A moment later Curly murmured “no soap radio” and stayed put. I’m afraid this is too obscure even for me. Will someone explain like I’m five years old, please? ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/30 "2015-06-17T08:11:59Z")
Google “no soap, radio” Punchline of a non-joke told to trap a victim who laughs at it because everyone else was, (by prior arrangement), laughing. Along the lines of everyone in an elevator car facing backwards to see if the next person will also turn backwards. Big joke, ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186/31 "2015-06-17T08:13:32Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > unlike most nouns, sex isn’t declined > > that’s the joke > > cardinal numbers above 3 aren’t declined Thank you. Learned something today and it’s still quite early in the morning. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-jokes/721186.md?page=1)