# Obscure Parody Song Lyrics Wanted

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [February 12, 2022, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-parody-song-lyrics-wanted/959375 "2022-02-12T17:59:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2022, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-parody-song-lyrics-wanted/959375/1 "2022-02-12T17:59:47Z")

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Back in the 1990s (maybe 1980s) I heard a parody of lyrics to the NBS Olympic Theme. I think it was probably on the Bob & Tom Show on the radio.

As I remember they began:

“This is the Olympic Theme  
They march and they march and then they light the torch  
Go for the gold but settle for third  
There go the balloons and there go the birds.”

Anyone remember this?

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2022, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-parody-song-lyrics-wanted/959375/2 "2022-02-12T20:00:58Z")

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I have vague memories of this.

This is the Olympic theme song  
that they always play  
but you never know  
the words to

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-parody-song-lyrics-wanted/959375/3 "2022-02-15T22:02:41Z")

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Yeah, I think that may have been part of it as well. Thanks, Paintcharge.
