Hey, Texas has mountains. Lots of 'em. None of them are anywhere near Houston, San Antonio, or Austin, though.
“The Alamo” was not filmed in San Antonio, but in Brackettville, Texas. Originally, they’d thought to save money by filming in Mexico … until someone thought about what the Texans might think about that. The entire movie set is still there, by the way – it’s a popular tourist attraction now.
Interestingly enough, Brackettville IS fairly close to the Mexican border. Maybe the Duke got confused…
DOA, starring Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan, was filmed at Southwest Texas State University, in San Marcos… about thirty miles south of Austin. I was a student there at the time, and we found lots of hilarious moments. Two of the best:
We have an exterior shot of a tall building with oddly shaped windows (the windows are much narrower at the tops than at the bottoms, like truncated triangles). This is the girls’ dorm that Meg Ryan lives in (actually, it was the library).
We then cut to an interior shot of Meg Ryan’s dorm room. Since we’re supposed to be paying attention to the actors, we aren’t supposed to notice that the window in Meg’s room is a perfectly ordinary square window…
Awhile later, Dennis and Meg go to attend a funeral. It’s being held in a round brick building – cake shaped. The building is surrounded by ornamental ponds, and the only way to get to it is by four concrete bridges, right? (The Speech and Drama building, in case anyone cares.)
While in this building, Meg and Dennis are chased around by a shadowy guy who shoots at them. They climb a series of ladders, eventually winding up on the roof of the building. Fortunately, there’s a ladder leading down. They climb down it…
…and find themselves in an alley opening out on Sixth Street, in downtown Austin. What the hell? Did someone forget all those lovely ornamental ponds we saw earlier?
Lastly, an old horror movie called “Piranha” was also filmed in San Marcos, mostly in the local rivers and at a local tourist trap, Aquarena Springs. It’s not a bad monster movie, and features a sort of government-bred superpiranha, created to win the Vietnam War, getting loose and devouring the residents of this rural community, right?
Local folks laugh themselves sick at the finale. Bradford Dillman leaps into his speedboat and rips up the river, trying to beat the horde of superpiranhas to the lake, right?
Actually, they shot footage of Dillman in about four local waterways, and spliced the footage together. If you’re local, it looks like he’s going all OVER hell and half of Georgia before he finally gets to Canyon Lake…