# Obvious things about a creative work you realize after the millionth time (OPEN SPOILERS POSSIBLE)

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**Created:** [July 24, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117 "2009-07-24T13:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5327 "2023-03-27T23:11:39Z")

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Nickelback is also a football position.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5328 "2023-03-27T23:12:57Z")

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I am obviously not a sports guy. I honestly did not know that.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5329 "2023-03-27T23:13:52Z")

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Me neither.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5330 "2023-03-27T23:52:30Z")

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The most well known position is quarterback, but every team has at least one halfback, also sometimes used as a wingback or a tailback. Fullbacks are less common these days but still in use. Sometimes a slot receiver is called a slotback, but that name isn’t used much.

On defense there are nickelbacks and dimebacks, which are safeties used in nickel and dime formations. Cornerbacks are typically just called corners these days.

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**Author:** ![MarkF2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@MarkF2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF2004)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5331 "2023-03-28T18:07:01Z")

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Years ago, I saw a T-shirt with two vultures on a branch and one say’s “Patience my ass, I’m gonna kill something…”.

Took me decades before the penny dropped.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5332 "2023-03-28T22:40:33Z")

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Which, of course, real vultures actually do. They’ll maybe wait until the prey is weak and easy, but they don’t make a big deal of the precise moment when the Reaper comes to visit.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5333 "2023-03-29T17:51:46Z")

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We’re used to seeing vultures as scavengers, because they are opportunistic eaters, but they will hunt and kill prey, too. But we usually encounter them scavenging, especially road kill.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5334 "2023-03-30T02:46:08Z")

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By the way, welcome to the Boards!

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5335 "2023-03-30T03:02:40Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> Nickelback is also a football position.

My husband once asked me if I could choose between eliminating Coldplay or Dave Matthews Band (two bands I dislike), which would I choose?

I answered, “Nickelback.”

One more reason for me to irrationally hate them.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5336 "2023-03-30T03:27:03Z")

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Yeah, but Dave Matthews Band has had one good (if creepy) song. _Crash Into Me_ is actually listenable.

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**Author:** ![MarkF2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@MarkF2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF2004)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5337 "2023-03-30T11:55:56Z")

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Thanks Superdude, long time lurker …

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5338 "2023-03-30T23:39:04Z")

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Yeah, I have a really unpleasant memory associated with that one, so if it’s a good song I can’t tell.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5339 "2023-04-06T16:47:26Z")

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Remember Cheech & Chong’s “Sister Mary Elephant”? If you’re of a certain age, you probably heard it hundreds if not thousands of times in the ‘70s.

At one point, the Sister recites a poem to the class:

_The sun kisses the morning skies  
The birds kiss the butterflies  
The dew kisses the morning grass_

…and then she gets interrupted and never finishes the poem.

It took me _decades_ to finally realize what the next line of that poem was going to be.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5340 "2023-04-06T16:48:13Z")

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Well? Some of us might not have decades to puzzle it out. 😛

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
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Something ending with “kiss my ass” would be my guess.

**WAKE UP!!**

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5342 "2023-04-06T17:58:10Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> It took me _decades_ to finally realize what the next line of that poem was going to be.

But the next line, as spoken, actually rhymes

> Class. Class. CLASS!

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**Author:** ![Galactus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galactus/32/3581_2.png) [@Galactus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galactus)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5343 "2023-04-22T02:06:41Z")

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Not sure if this fits the topic. In the original Blade Runner, it’s 2019, the year Replicant Roy Batty dies. Rutger Hauer who plays Roy dies in 2019.

Time to die.

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**Author:** ![alovem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@alovem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alovem)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5344 "2023-04-23T15:10:46Z")

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Today, I came across a couple of images that look very similar to me. If the first wasn’t copied from the second, I’m sure someone here will point out its actual source. I can’t seem to get both images to appear in this post, so I’ve just linked them.

The [first image](https://www.pinterest.es/pin/523684262894816535/) is one I’d seen many dozens of times as part of a regular TV broadcast of monster movies in the 1970s called Creature Features:

I came across the [second image](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_film#/media/File:Lon_Chaney_London_After_Midnight_Vampire_Bat_Cape.jpg) this morning and immediately thought of the Creature Features logo. It’s from the lost film [London After Midnight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_After_Midnight_(film)):

The Creature Features logo appears to be based on a reversed image of the still shot of London After Midnight. There are obvious differences in the arms, hands, face and other details, but if you pull up both images in different browser windows and switch back-and-forth between the two, look at the similarity of the head and the hat and tell me what you think.

BTW, the images on that Pinterest account are a deep dive into some of the more trivial memories of my youth.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5345 "2023-04-23T15:53:31Z")

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I looked at the first image before reading the rest of your post, and the first thing I thought was “Lon Chaney. London After Midnight.”

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117/5346 "2023-04-23T15:56:46Z")

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The end credits music in _Moonrise Kingdom_ is an homage to Mike Oldfield’s _Tubular Bells_.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/PG2A1_URzsc/maxresdefault.jpg "The Heroic Weather-Conditions of the Universe, Part 7: After The Storm") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG2A1_URzsc)

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/y-u-u0ERQbU/maxresdefault.jpg "Mike Oldfield, Tubular Bells, Part. 1, ENDING THEME (1973)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-u-u0ERQbU)

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