# Obvious things about a creative work you realize after the millionth time (OPEN SPOILERS POSSIBLE)

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**Created:** [July 24, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obvious-things-about-a-creative-work-you-realize-after-the-millionth-time-open-spoilers-possible/504117 "2009-07-24T13:20:08Z")\
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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> eta: I’d have loved to have been on the set when they filmed that referenced dance scene.

You know how they did it, right?

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Fred Astaire could make upchucking beautiful and graceful.

Gene Kelly would make it look a little more athletic.

And Ginger Rogers could…

No, no, I’m not going to say it!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
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> [@carrps](#):
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> You know how they did it, right?

I assume so. Like the carousel in 2001.

I mean, I’d liked to have seen it for the logistics. Keeping everyone coordinated.

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Yeah, basically the room was built inside a big rotating drum.

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> **[How did they walk upside down in “2001: A Space Odyssey”?](https://www.straightdope.com/21341513/how-did-they-walk-upside-down-in-2001-a-space-odyssey)**

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Certainly, we know that countergrav is cheap and well-developed enough to be ubiquitous in the Star Wars universe․

And yet the Death Star was filled with kilometers-deep vertical shafts without even safety railings, instead of having them be horizontal tunnels.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
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Maybe they were “vertical” so that they could get a convection current flowing.

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Or, if you’re Fred Astaire, you do it with style.

Billie Eilish one-upped Astaire and did it on a live TV broadcast.

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> And yet the Death Star was filled with kilometers-deep vertical shafts without even safety railings, instead of having them be horizontal tunnels.

When the Millennium Falcon lands on the Death Star, it’s clear that it approaches the DS’s equator, and touches down on a flat surface with ‘up’ toward the north pole, as it were.

It occurred to me sometime later that that’s a bad design. The Death Star, by virtue of its mass, would have some natural gravity pulling toward the center. Rather than have its levels be like parallel slices, they should have been concentric spheres.

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Thanks to YouTube, what the [audience saw](https://youtu.be/0iiXUeil5fQ) vs. [what the crew saw](https://youtu.be/lCZPJa2i3jw).

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
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> [@digs](#):
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> Well, it’ll all be a lot easier once gravitrons are harnessed (no one’s surprised any more when we rangle electrons…).

Real-world interjection: We manipulate electromagnetism, basically, by moving charges around. The equivalent operation for gravity would be to move masses around. It’s just that, because of the relative strengths of those two forces, the necessary masses would be very inconveniently large.

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Or quark-matter dense at any rate.

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Something something something personal tractor beams to keep you stable within the starship something something something… maybe??

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Gravichlorians.

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But you don’t mention them until thirty years into the franchise history.

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Certainly, we know that countergrav is cheap and well-developed enough to be ubiquitous in the Star Wars universe.

So cheap and ubiquitous that some places had antigrav on their couches and ottomans.

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I’m a little ashamed because it wasn’t me that noticed it, but in the commentary track I finally heard last night.

_Men in Black_, Kay and Jay are interviewing Beatrice. She offers lemonade, Jay takes a sip, makes a face, and sets down the glass.

There’s no sugar in the house.

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> There’s no sugar in the house.

I saw that first time i watched on Cable or DVD, but not in the theater,

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I always got the impression from the look on Will Smith’s face that the lemonade was too sweet, not the other way around. And this is several days after the bug took off in his brand new Edgar suit, so there was time for her to go out and buy more sugar  
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I’m not sure she was in a mind to.

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