# Obviously Fake Products

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-fake-products/1000804>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 26, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-fake-products/1000804 "2024-04-26T22:16:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-fake-products/1000804/21 "2024-04-28T00:06:31Z")

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[https://images.app.goo.gl/KeV3odRg7SEajZ1i9](https://images.app.goo.gl/KeV3odRg7SEajZ1i9)

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-fake-products/1000804/22 "2024-04-28T00:18:10Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> Some people say “I don’t eat anything that had a face, or a mother.”

I’m a level 5 Vegan.

I won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/N_Yaa_LMDcs/hqdefault.jpg "level 5 vegan") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Yaa_LMDcs)

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-fake-products/1000804/23 "2024-04-28T01:18:40Z")

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The only non hypocritical one. Except most have food dyes, oils, chemicals. Just Sugar might be better, better than “honey” smacks.

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**Author:** ![pirviii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pirviii/32/3233_2.png) [@pirviii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pirviii)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-fake-products/1000804/24 "2024-04-28T02:15:25Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> Maybe it’s been done but I imagine “Just Sugar” cereal that is nothing but solidified chunks of sugar with sugar frosting.

Sugar frosted sugar cubes.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-fake-products/1000804/25 "2024-04-28T02:48:30Z")

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> [@GESancMan](#):
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> When teaching prealgebra, I try to make story problems entertaining. Here’s a couple of “products” I’ve done examples for…

The Dream Griddle…“Wake and Bake”, eh? Ever get a “that might not mean what you think it does” comments from your students?

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