# Obviously, I had a lot to learn about kicking the tadpole

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 13, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-i-had-a-lot-to-learn-about-kicking-the-tadpole/612737 "2012-02-13T19:38:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-i-had-a-lot-to-learn-about-kicking-the-tadpole/612737/21 "2012-02-18T20:13:23Z")

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Laminating the Welsh Criminal? 😉

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-i-had-a-lot-to-learn-about-kicking-the-tadpole/612737/22 "2012-02-18T21:03:21Z")

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I couldn’t believe my luck as she started **bashing the witness**.

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began **sniffing the onions**. - _I have no idea what that means, but it sounds exceptionally dirty to me._

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-i-had-a-lot-to-learn-about-kicking-the-tadpole/612737/23 "2012-02-18T22:24:47Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Mike Judge should check the place out for new euphemisms for Beavis and Butt-head.
> 
> “Beavis, are you shaking hands with the purple czar?”
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> “Beavis, are you polishing the bald mushroom again?”
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> “Beavis, stop massaging the microphone and get me some nachos, dammit!”

My fave from them is Playing Tug-of-War with Mr. Cyclops.

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obviously-i-had-a-lot-to-learn-about-kicking-the-tadpole/612737/24 "2012-02-18T23:11:56Z")

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Well, I know what I’ll be doing next weekend.  
playing the Turkish conjugal manual!

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