# Occupational Surnames

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 27, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695 "2023-07-27T18:47:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/41 "2023-07-29T09:42:36Z")

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How about

Podcaster  
Lifecoach  
Realitystar

??

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/42 "2023-07-29T13:18:16Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Yllaria Trafficone?

You win. We’re done here.

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**Author:** ![Digger11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Digger11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digger11)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/43 "2023-07-29T14:11:36Z")

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I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned Mr. and Mrs. Cashier yet.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/44 "2023-07-29T15:17:53Z")

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Seemed impolitic to do so since they were just … you know … cashiered and are now _sans_ occupation. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/45 "2023-07-29T20:09:12Z")

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> [@Digger11](#):
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> I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned Mr. and Mrs. Cashier yet.

How about Kevin Frycook? John Hashslinger?

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/46 "2023-07-29T23:58:18Z")

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Mike Reactor  
Sherry Moderator  
Timothy Troll

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/47 "2023-07-30T15:23:57Z")

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Serena Sidehustle

Barbie Blade

Sigmund Stroll

Bennie Booster

Dena Dates

Hannah Hacker

Amelia Activist

Anson Allie

Susie/ Sammy Surrogate

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/48 "2023-07-30T17:05:57Z")

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I’m just watching the football (soccer) female U19 European Championship final Spain-Germany, and one of the Spanish players is named Wifi. Maybe this is one of the modern surnames.

See here.

[Wifi](https://www.uefa.com/womensunder19/teams/players/250173048--wifi/)

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/49 "2023-07-31T11:16:39Z")

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The original occupations that gave rise to the names would have been passed from father to son, but that doesn’t work now when Jeremy Javacoder’s dad would have been Carl Cobolprogrammer.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/50 "2023-07-31T18:41:59Z")

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Hmmm

Hilde Javacodersdottir?

Yeah it pretty quickly gets into patronymics but you can still see the occupation

And yes I’m pretty sure that’s not how those particular patronymic names work.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupational-surnames/987695/51 "2023-08-02T07:12:50Z")

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Unless there was what PG Wodehouse called “some raw work at the font”. But then we’re into peculiar choices of given names.

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