# Occupy SDMB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 2, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809 "2011-12-02T06:39:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/21 "2011-12-02T14:13:13Z")

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According to **Claude Remains** , Cecil was demand.

Or a dreamy Master Bates.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/22 "2011-12-02T14:20:39Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> I’m here for the free lunch.

Is there pie? Did anyone bring pie?

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/23 "2011-12-02T14:24:07Z")

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> [@AnalogSignal](#):
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> We, the 99%, are protesting your ridiculous thread. We will Occupy it until you give up this unjust and unilateral occupation.
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> Occupy the Occupy SDMB thread! We will not surrender no matter what (unless someone sprays pepper spray directly in our faces)!

Yo dawg, I heard you like activism so we put an occupation in your occupation so you can protest while you protest.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/24 "2011-12-02T14:34:32Z")

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Announcing my presence. Not saying I agree or disagree, demand or whatever, but I’m happy just to stand in line and be ridiculed. That’s how I roll.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/25 "2011-12-02T14:38:46Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> I’m happy just to stand in line and be ridiculed. That’s how I roll.

You are a better man than I, Sir!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/26 "2011-12-02T14:41:40Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I’m just watching to see how the pepper spray will be distributed through the Internet.

I’ve heard of trials with ASCII pepper spray. Very much beta still.

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/27 "2011-12-02T14:45:44Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I’ve heard of trials with ASCII pepper spray. Very much beta still.

Unicode pepper spray is far more virulent but mods resort to it only when the mobs become extremely unruly.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/28 "2011-12-02T14:49:38Z")

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Creative Loafing is too big to fail. I demand someone subsidize my Charter Membership!

Yours in solidarity against the Machine,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/29 "2011-12-02T14:50:49Z")

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> [@Antigen](#):
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> Why is anyone upset with **Twix**? It’s cookie, caramel, and chocolate - can’t beat that!

I prefer the peanut butter **Twix** to the original caramel. Are we going to get along, or are we going to cause a caramel vs. PB schism?

> [@AnalogSignal](#):
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> Unicode pepper spray is far more virulent but mods resort to it only when the mobs become extremely unruly.

Have you ever seen a ruly mob?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/30 "2011-12-02T14:56:03Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You are a better man than I, Sir!

There are too many snotty retorts to that statement that I’m choosing not to use. I hope you understand. 😉

Suffice it to say that my restraint is almost painful vis-a-vis some of the comments I would respond to if I were of a different temperament. Is that political enough? Wishy-washy? Chicken shit?

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/31 "2011-12-02T14:59:09Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Creative Loafing is too big to fail. I demand someone subsidize my Charter Membership!

What’s in it for me?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/32 "2011-12-02T15:00:50Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Suffice it to say that my restraint is almost painful vis-a-vis some of the comments I would respond to if I were of a different temperament. Is that political enough? Wishy-washy? Chicken shit?

Are you trying to out-Skald Skald or something? 🙂

No wait…All Hail the Anti-Skald!

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/33 "2011-12-02T15:00:51Z")

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> [@Doug\_K](#):
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> We are the 99ers?

Nice.

I occupy the SDMB entirely too much as it is. However, I will call and have a pizza delivered to this thread in an expression of solidarity.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/34 "2011-12-02T15:05:15Z")

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> [@Lare](#):
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> What’s in it for me?

Pie, as soon as someone brings it, dammit.  
☹

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/35 "2011-12-02T15:07:13Z")

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Oh right. Where are they? Where’s the organization here?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/36 "2011-12-02T15:14:40Z")

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**"attica, attica, attica!"**

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/37 "2011-12-02T15:27:48Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Are you trying to out-Skald Skald or something? 🙂
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> No wait…All Hail the Anti-Skald!

That has a certain appeal. But I must confess to not following Skald closely enough to say whether that’s a plus or a minus. Net zero?

I will say that the level of levity herein is my cup of tea, but I have little regard for the formal “Tea Party” position. Would “Pun Party” serve as well as a description of what’s happening here?

What’s the banner look like? Whose picture has one of those International “NOT” diagonal lines across it?

We need a slogan. A battle cry. A fight song. I sense we need something like

**Anarchists Unite**

to serve the purpose of a rallying cry.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/38 "2011-12-02T15:40:05Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I’m just watching to see how the pepper spray will be distributed through the Internet.

Look closely into the camera on your monitor. :eek:

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/39 "2011-12-02T15:51:42Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Look closely into the camera on your monitor. :eek:

**John Mace** is an authority on pepper spray.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/40 "2011-12-02T15:56:19Z")

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> [@AnalogSignal](#):
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> **John Mace** is an authority on pepper spray.

It’s really just a food product.

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