# Occupy SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 2, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809 "2011-12-02T06:39:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/61 "2011-12-02T23:08:41Z")
> [@Doug\_K](#): > > We are the 99ers? Okay, **Doug K.** and I can stay. The rest of you can pitch your tents somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/62 "2011-12-02T23:09:25Z")
Say. Has anybody shit on a car yet? Because I’ll step up if I have to. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/63 "2011-12-02T23:16:15Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Okay, **Doug K.** and I can stay. The rest of you can pitch your tents somewhere else. Hey! I’m a 99er too! My userid is 36! I joined the day the boards opened! Can’t I camp here too? ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/64 "2011-12-02T23:19:38Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > Hey! I’m a 99er too! My userid is 36! I joined the day the boards opened! Can’t I camp here too? Please do! I was afraid 99ers might end up being the 1% ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/65 "2011-12-02T23:43:54Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Okay, **Doug K.** and I can stay. The rest of you can pitch your tents somewhere else. Nuh-uh. We’ve got to do everything by consensus: _points fingers down at the ground and wiggles them_ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/66 "2011-12-02T23:52:42Z")
> [@Doug\_K](#): > > Please do! I was afraid 99ers might end up being the 1% Woohoo! ::plunks down cooler with lots of Mike’s Hard Lemonade:: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/67 "2011-12-03T00:00:33Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Is there pie? Did anyone bring pie? > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Pie, as soon as someone brings it, dammit. > ☹ I brought some octo-pi. And a goat. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/68 "2011-12-03T00:02:36Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Okay, **Doug K.** and I can stay. The rest of you can pitch your tents somewhere else. Uphill of yours, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/69 "2011-12-03T02:57:24Z")
> [@Rain\_Soaked](#): > > No, pizza counts as a vegetable. Not my Meat Lover’s Special. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/70 "2011-12-03T03:28:14Z")
Get a job, you perverted Hippie! ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/71 "2011-12-03T04:12:40Z")
> [@AnalogSignal](#): > > Once you come up with your One Demand, we, the 99%, will state our One Counter-Demand and fight for it tirelessly until victory or death (or we get bored and move onto something else). I demand that \*\*AnalogSignal \*\*change his named to **DigitalSignal**. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Is there pie? Did anyone bring pie? \*\*Skald \*\*is normally in charge of baked goods. But you have to sit through a poll. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Are you trying to out-Skald Skald or something? Damn it. There’s already a \*\*Skald \*\*joke in this thread. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/72 "2011-12-03T04:27:21Z")
After much debate, and a thorough analysis of cause and effect for even the toughest of these issues, based on the input from the masses, it’s pretty clear our One Demand Is: burritos ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/73 "2011-12-03T04:30:12Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > Damn it. There’s already a \*\*Skald \*\*joke in this thread. > -D/a Digital is apparently merely the new ASCII. 🙂 Where is the damn pie already? ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/74 "2011-12-03T05:14:01Z")
I would like the letter “ **S** ” stricken from the english language. Thi\* _hould commence immediately. A cript hould be written to remove all "" from every po_ting both pa_t and pre_ent. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/75 "2011-12-03T06:02:02Z")
I like burritos! I’m a squatting anarchist - I’ll pitch my tent any damned place I please. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/76 "2011-12-03T06:15:51Z")
I demand that the staff and mods not give in to any demands! ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/77 "2011-12-03T14:18:30Z")
> [@tink Fih Pot](#): > > I would like the letter “\*\*\*\*\*” _tricken from the engli_h language. > > Thi\* _hould commence immediately. A cript hould be written to remove all "" from every po_ting both pa_t and pre_ent. I agree, **tink Fih Pot**. And I’ll chain my_elf to anything, for any rea_on, at any time. It’\* good to have an elf. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/78 "2011-12-03T15:01:30Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Pie, as soon as someone brings it, dammit. > ☹ So many promises of pie. All so very empty. They’re toying with us. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/79 "2011-12-03T17:40:44Z")
I can get behind the burrito demand if there is the option for deep frying them to make chimichangas. If that’s an option, I’ll volunteer to help make signs. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/80 "2011-12-04T01:07:44Z")
My demand is a new number. Preferably falling between 6 and 7. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809.md?page=5)