# Occupy SDMB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 2, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809 "2011-12-02T06:39:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/121 "2011-12-06T14:19:58Z")

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> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> Alright, who’s the wise guy that switched out all my pepper spray cans with silly string!?

That would Siam Sam. I _told_ him not to, but did he listen?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/122 "2011-12-06T14:32:40Z")

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I demand more PbP DnD-esque games with dopers! I will throw pointy dice at all who disagree!

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/123 "2011-12-06T14:44:46Z")

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Well I demand more PBnJ. I will throw bread at all who disagree. I will toast it first if I don’t like your username.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/124 "2011-12-06T14:47:21Z")

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I demand that all slowpokes remove the Pb.

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/125 "2011-12-06T14:56:55Z")

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**Doug K.** : 🙂 Nice.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/126 "2011-12-06T15:40:23Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> Did anyone bring drums for the drum circles? Because it’s not Occupy SDMB without a drum circle. I’d bring a drum, but all I have is an old oatmeal box.

sfdorry, myu bad. I"ve beeh in hrer hospiyal for aw eek and diabat gat he memo. I’sll be rishy down wiyhy yhem as soon as ia finish tyhese tps repoarts.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/127 "2011-12-06T20:14:27Z")

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> [@RaftPeople](#):
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> Anyone have any ideas for our One Demand?

Candy.

Lots and lots of candy.

Say $200 worth.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/128 "2011-12-06T20:22:29Z")

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I demand that there be no demands, including this one.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/129 "2011-12-06T20:27:06Z")

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_:pepper sprays **carnivorousplant** :_

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/130 "2011-12-06T20:38:06Z")

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Ack!  
When thieves (Ack!) fall out!

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/131 "2011-12-06T21:00:44Z")

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I’m not fond of pepper spray, but if you have any cheese spray could you squirt some on my burrito?

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/132 "2011-12-06T21:56:35Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> **Anarchists Unite**
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> to serve the purpose of a rallying cry.

And get yourselves _organized_!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/133 "2011-12-06T22:16:30Z")

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> [@Doug\_K](#):
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> I’m not fond of pepper spray, but if you have any cheese spray could you squirt some on my burrito?

Ack!  
Pass the (ACK!) bottled water, (ACK!) Doug.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/134 "2011-12-07T16:16:48Z")

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So, in light of this:

[Occupy protests move to foreclosed homes](http://news.yahoo.com/occupy-protests-move-foreclosed-homes-222136796.html)

Should we start camping out in the profiles of banned users?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/135 "2011-12-07T17:50:57Z")

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> [@Doug\_K](#):
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> So, in light of this:
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> [Occupy protests move to foreclosed homes](http://news.yahoo.com/occupy-protests-move-foreclosed-homes-222136796.html)
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> Should we start camping out in the profiles of banned users?

Can I be Satan? Can I, can I?

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/136 "2011-12-07T18:17:37Z")

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_yawn_ I demand…to hit the snooze button.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/137 "2011-12-07T18:59:27Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Can I be Satan? Can I, can I?

Only if you’re willing to let your girlfriend do you from behind with a strap-on.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/138 "2011-12-07T19:23:45Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Only if you’re willing to let your girlfriend do you from behind with a strap-on.

Dammit.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/139 "2011-12-07T20:00:30Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Only if you’re willing to let your girlfriend do you from behind with a strap-on.

_:suspiciously:_

What’s the catch?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/occupy-sdmb/604809/140 "2011-12-07T21:12:47Z")

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Was this a regular thing with Satan and his Old Lady?

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