What about the kids? They won’t get to dress up on Halloween. Oh won’t someone PLEASE think of the children
Of course. O-Kagachi takes no prisoners, y’know.
Rapture 2: The Re-Rapturening.
It’s the Final Countdown, da da daaa dum, da da da da dum… da da daa dumm…
Pssst…February -3rd-…you didn’t include Arizona not having daylight savings time.
2012 is so 2010. Get with the times.
He predicted the end of the world in 1994. He predicted it on May 21. He’s predicting it now for October 21.
You know what they say, third time’s the charm.
That would be biblically inaccurate. He obviously believes in a pre Tribulation rapture, which means there are at least seven years between the Rapture and the end of the world. And that end is temporary–a new Earth is created.
In fact, that would be the ultimate way to handle this: Do it Douglas Adams style and say that the Earth ended and that we are already on the new Earth. We just don’t’ remember it.
Oh, so you’ve read his resume, then.
One of my Christian friends pointed me to this billboard. 
I agree. So I lost some weight.
But how do the mice feel about all this? I mean, they paid for it, after all.
Douglas Adams? Rev. Miller did that over a century ago.
The thing was he was probably counting on Osama Bin Ladin to build a nuke to blow up the world. Then when he got offed, it screwed up the end of the world.
Rapture II - just when you thought it was safe to sin again…
Rapture 2, electric boogaloo.
No, he didn’t. He moved his first date back a year, and after the Great Disappointment never revised it but believed in an imminent Second Advent until he died in 1849.
Actually, maybe it is.
Rapture Beer.
A proper beer for a proper heathen.
I wonder if God will nuke us from orbit, just to be sure.
Has anyone checked to make sure the dolphins are still around?