# Octomom update: She's Still a Piece of Crap

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 1, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525 "2011-07-01T16:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/1 "2011-07-01T16:52:56Z")

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[Nadya Suleman article.](http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/octomum-nadya-suleman-says-i-hate-the-babies-they-disgust-me/story-e6frfmqi-1226085051803) Hates her babies, is surprised that having 14 kids is somewhat stressful and wishes she hadn’t had them. She can still give her babies up for adoption, can’t she? In case there was any doubt that Nadya Suleman has something seriously wrong with her, I think this article pretty much nails it down.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/2 "2011-07-01T16:54:52Z")

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Moving thread from IMHO to The BBQ Pit.

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/3 "2011-07-01T16:57:46Z")

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If only there would have been some way to foresee that an unemployed single-mother of 6 was going to find that having 8 more children, all at one time, wasn’t a great idea…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/4 "2011-07-01T17:06:36Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Moving thread from IMHO to The BBQ Pit.

Probably a good call. I wasn’t able to bring forth the necessary venom, but she does indeed deserve it. As many people here know, I’m not all about the kids, but these kids have done nothing to deserve her as a mother.

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**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/5 "2011-07-01T17:12:34Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> If only there would have been some way to foresee that an unemployed single-mother of 6 was going to find that having 8 more children, all at one time, wasn’t a great idea…

That’s one quiver full o’ crazy.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/6 "2011-07-01T17:14:15Z")

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I don’t watch celebrity dating shows, and I won’t watch this one, but could someone post a notification when she finally comments to the camera, “You know how guys are when they find out you have kids.”

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/7 "2011-07-01T17:15:19Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> If only there would have been some way to foresee that an unemployed single-mother of 6 was going to find that having 8 more children, all at one time, wasn’t a great idea…

You just say that because you’re a librul baby hater.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/8 "2011-07-01T17:47:39Z")

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I saw a blurb on the local news that she’s supposed to be on some kind of celebrity boxing show? (I’ll see if I can dig up the link) Apparently thousands upon thousands of people applied to be the one to punch her lights out.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/9 "2011-07-01T17:47:57Z")

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I agree wholeheartedly that she’s a nutter, but I can’t say that I consider InTouch magazine to be a reliable source of information.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/10 "2011-07-01T17:49:50Z")

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Wait, in that article she says she has never dated before. Where the hell did those first 6 kids come from if she has never been on a date? Did Canada develop some kind of impregnating ray gun and just aim it at her house or something?

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/11 "2011-07-01T17:54:27Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> Did Canada develop some kind of impregnating ray gun and just aim it at her house or something?

Wait what? She’s from California isn’t she?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/12 "2011-07-01T17:56:23Z")

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Why would an unmarried woman with 6 children be given fertility drugs?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/13 "2011-07-01T17:58:04Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> Wait, in that article she says she has never dated before. Where the hell did those first 6 kids come from if she has never been on a date? Did Canada develop some kind of impregnating ray gun and just aim it at her house or something?

All her children were conceived through IVF. The doctor lost his license.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/14 "2011-07-01T17:59:33Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> Where the hell did those first 6 kids come from if she has never been on a date?

Do you actually have to _date_ to have sex?

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/15 "2011-07-01T17:59:40Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Why would an unmarried woman with 6 children be given fertility drugs?

Unmarried, who cares. _Unemployed_ is what I find problematic.

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**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/16 "2011-07-01T18:05:06Z")

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Someone needs to help those children. Holy hell.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/17 "2011-07-01T18:05:32Z")

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> [@Moonlitherial](#):
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> Wait what? She’s from California isn’t she?

Yeah, I think so. I just assume Canada has a long range impregnating ray on hand to screw with random Americans.

Or she could, apparently, have a doctor that is so fucked up he gave her fertility drugs over and over again until she has so many kids she is eating lunch in the bathroom to escape her brood. Either way, really.

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/18 "2011-07-01T18:09:54Z")

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Oh, whew. I thought this was going to turn into another Cilene Dionne thing and I don’t think we can apologize again.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/19 "2011-07-01T18:12:00Z")

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Eight babies at once is too much for even the most stable, best-adjusted and employed woman in the world.

Eight babies at once for an unemployed single mom with no support system is suicidal.

I really feel bad for those kids. At best they’ll end up pseudo-celebrities on reality TV. At worst, their mother will sell them for parts.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octomom-update-shes-still-a-piece-of-crap/587525/20 "2011-07-01T18:14:27Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Unmarried, who cares. _Unemployed_ is what I find problematic.

Unemployed is a big issue, but umarried is problematic too. IVF often results in multiple births, and the woman already had six kids. Unless she was also quite wealthy, it was not feasible for her to care for more all by her loneseome.

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