# Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 6, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550 "2018-06-06T15:40:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/442 "2020-06-02T18:34:21Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Then why do you whine so much when you get criticized? That’s just other folks telling you their opinions about your posts. And yet you whine endlessly – lately the majority of your posts are no more than whining about this board and this board’s posters.

Opinions are fine. Lies and manipulation of the board powder structure to enforce double standards is fine as well. But don’t be disingenuous and call pointing out the double standards and at times lack of standards whining.

I also don’t mind accurate and fair criticism. But you folks aren’t accurate or fair. This is a long running game to you folks and you can’t deny it.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/443 "2020-06-02T18:34:58Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> And you are wrong. I am perfectly entitled to share my opinion as I wish when I wish. I don’t care how it’s characterized. You might not like that reality but it is what it is. And that’s the point really, it doesn’t matter what or how you think things should be. They are what they are and there are logical points of view that should be considered if one is really fearful for one’s life regardless of the perspective of the wokesphere.

You are entitled to yell “Kike, Nigger, Fag!” in the middle of a full movie theater. Unless you have Turrets, the rest of us are entitled to call you a racist asshole.

I’m glad we’ve finally reached an understanding.

You’re absolutely right about one thing - The Pit really does bring people together.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/444 "2020-06-02T18:39:28Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> :dubious:
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> _ **Really** _, you racist motherfucker? You’re telling ME that I don’t know what \*racism \*is?
> 
> That’s got to be the funniest one yet.
> 
> Regards[,](http://no_really_it_means_fuck_you.octopus.)  
> MrDibble

You don’t. Nor do you know what sexism is. Hint, they aren’t positions you jump on the bandwagon for to ingratiate yourself with the mean girls in hopes of getting some cyber action. It just makes you look like an opportunistic, obsequious worm.

I was wrong about you not knowing what trolling is since thats what you constantly do.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/445 "2020-06-02T18:43:00Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> So go to some effort. Point out my dishonest posts with cites and details. Let’s see it, if you can muster up effort that you never seem to elsewhere on this board. Let’s see if the laziest poster on this board can actually back up something he’s saying.
> 
> Or, alternately, just make an excuse and continue to be the laziest poster on the board.

Even direct quotes from Cecil while he was admin clearly articulating board position is not sufficient when people are willfully blind and stupid to further a personal agenda. Forgive me if I no longer choose to hop through your hoops.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/446 "2020-06-02T18:46:34Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Opinions are fine. Lies and manipulation of the board powder structure to enforce double standards is fine as well. But don’t be disingenuous and call pointing out the double standards and at times lack of standards whining.
> 
> I also don’t mind accurate and fair criticism. But you folks aren’t accurate or fair. This is a long running game to you folks and you can’t deny it.

Yeah right… care to clarify then why did you lie about who I support over here?

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22333281&postcount=406](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22333281&postcount=406)

Clearly you are the one with the stupid agenda and your \*\*whining \*\*so far makes that clear.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/447 "2020-06-02T18:50:25Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Yeah right… care to clarify then why did you lie about who I support over here?
> 
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22333281&postcount=406](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22333281&postcount=406)

According to board standards, if you express support for the concept of freedom of expression you are in total agreement with every possible permutation of expression. Doesn’t seem to be a stretch to apply that widely accepted board concept to rioting and looting.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/448 "2020-06-02T18:52:59Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> :dubious:
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> _ **Really** _, you racist motherfucker? You’re telling ME that I don’t know what \*racism \*is?
> 
> That’s got to be the funniest one yet.
> 
> Regards[,](http://no_really_it_means_fuck_you.octopus.)  
> MrDibble

Well, it’s not like you grew up in an apartheid state or anything.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/449 "2020-06-02T18:58:22Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> According to board standards, if you express support for the concept of freedom of expression you are in total agreement with every possible permutation of expression. Doesn’t seem to be a stretch to apply that widely accepted board concept to rioting and looting.

It depends. Who is doing the stretching? Seems to me, you happily stretch things to ridiculous extremes nobody supports, and then disingenuously accuse others for having done so.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/450 "2020-06-02T18:58:49Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> According to board standards, if you express support for the concept of freedom of expression you are in total agreement with every possible permutation of expression. Doesn’t seem to be a stretch to apply that widely accepted board concept to rioting and looting.

That was not the lie you made and you know it shithead\*, when did I support shooting police officers? Cite or be branded a coward besides being a liar.

- Biologically speaking, even I’m telling the truth when I report that you are a shithead. 🙂

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/451 "2020-06-02T19:03:59Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> You don’t. Nor do you know what sexism is.

Do you have evidence to the contrary?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/452 "2020-06-02T19:16:49Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Try some honesty and integrity.
> 
> No. It’s just each of the major parties is composed of a motley coalition of convenient allies that each intraparty faction hopes to control and exploit. I find the factions on the left to be more destructive to the nation as a whole than the factions on the right. So, even if I agree with a lot of the concepts on the social side of the left the far left and the counterproductive economic pandering is a complete turn off. Unfortunately, the right has its fair share of dangerous concepts but economically at least they understand supply and demand.

Your error appears to lie in the fact that you perceive the “far left” and their “economic pandering” as being sufficiently significant to amount to more than rounding errors when considered along the entire spectrum of what can legitimately be described as “the Left.”

The possibility exists that I am similarly in error wrt the far right. Given documented historical facts, however, the existence of that possibility is quite rightly relegated to “minuscule” in size and scope.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/453 "2020-06-02T19:25:00Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Opinions are fine. Lies and manipulation of the board powder structure to enforce double standards is fine as well.

ALL RIGHT! That’ll be enough of that kinda talc!

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/454 "2020-06-02T19:25:01Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> You don’t.

Well. That’s told me, then…

What a clueless idiot.

> [@](#):
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> I was wrong about you not knowing what trolling is since thats what you constantly do.

Still lighthousing like a motherfuck, though, so there’s that.

Regards[,](http://no_really_i_mean_it_just_fuck_you.octopus)  
MrDibble

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/455 "2020-06-02T19:47:42Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Lies and manipulation of the board powder structure to enforce double standards is fine as well.

Ah, now I see your problem. Powder doesn’t really have structure.

> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> You are entitled to yell “Kike, Nigger, Fag!” in the middle of a full movie theater. Unless you have Turrets, the rest of us are entitled to call you a racist asshole.

Unless it’s a Tarantino movie, then you are an asshole who is spoiling the ending.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/456 "2020-06-02T20:24:27Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Even direct quotes from Cecil while he was admin clearly articulating board position is not sufficient when people are willfully blind and stupid to further a personal agenda. Forgive me if I no longer choose to hop through your hoops.

No surprise – you choose laziness. You’re the laziest motherfucker on this board. No doubt you’ll rationalize this to yourself – “I’m not lazy, I just refuse to put in effort for [xyz bullshit rationalization]”. How do you possibly expect to convince anyone of anything at all when you refuse to put even the tiniest bit of effort?

Do you accept such laziness from your kids? Are you this lazy in your real life? If not, why are you so damn lazy on this board?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/457 "2020-06-02T20:26:02Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> You don’t. Nor do you know what sexism is. Hint, they aren’t positions you jump on the bandwagon for to ingratiate yourself with the mean girls in hopes of getting some cyber action. It just makes you look like an opportunistic, obsequious worm.
> 
> I was wrong about you not knowing what trolling is since thats what you constantly do.

Ha! Some of the funniest shit you’ve posted. While you’re telling South Africans that were brutalized while fighting against apartheid that they don’t understand racism, would you care to tell any Holocaust survivors that they don’t know who the Nazis are, or how to identify them?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/458 "2020-06-02T20:38:36Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Unless it’s a Tarantino movie, then you are an asshole who is spoiling the ending.

Second time today you made me laugh. You win the Mark Twain award for the day.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/459 "2020-06-02T21:26:41Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Ha! Some of the funniest shit you’ve posted. While you’re telling South Africans that were brutalized while fighting against apartheid that they don’t understand racism, would you care to tell any Holocaust survivors that they don’t know who the Nazis are, or how to identify them?

Who cares what he lived through? It’s irrelevant. The fact that that nut is less accurate with identifying racism or bigotry in general than a magic 8 ball or a parrot pecking at a randomized chart to divine the answer is why he doesn’t know what racism is. Wow. He can call it right 6.2% of the time. It takes hard work to be that wrong that consistently. But dribble somehow manages. In a way, it’s impressive.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/460 "2020-06-02T21:50:03Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Who cares what he lived through? It’s irrelevant. The fact that that nut is less accurate with identifying racism or bigotry in general than a magic 8 ball or a parrot pecking at a randomized chart to divine the answer is why he doesn’t know what racism is. Wow. He can call it right 6.2% of the time. It takes hard work to be that wrong that consistently. But dribble somehow manages. In a way, it’s impressive.

Please show your work. No partial credits.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/461 "2020-06-02T21:56:07Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Who cares what he lived through? It’s irrelevant. The fact that that nut is less accurate with identifying racism or bigotry in general than a magic 8 ball or a parrot pecking at a randomized chart to divine the answer is why he doesn’t know what racism is. Wow. He can call it right 6.2% of the time. It takes hard work to be that wrong that consistently. But dribble somehow manages. In a way, it’s impressive.

I’m sure he would recognize it if racism came and punched him in the face, and I’m sure it has.

I’m also sure that you would defend the racist.

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