# Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 6, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550 "2018-06-06T15:40:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/482 "2020-06-03T00:56:47Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> It doesn’t work like that. 🙂

Sure it does, even in the pit. BTW since you are not coming with the cite that shows that I support the violence, everybody else knows that you are a liar besides being a coward, so thanks for that, shithead. 🙂

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/483 "2020-06-03T00:58:01Z")

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Addicted to libtard tears. It’s a real problem, octopy. Admitting it is the first step.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/484 "2020-06-03T00:59:06Z")

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In general, those who don’t make arguments are not so much lazy. They’re inept. They CAN’T make the arguments. The “lazy” version is the best they can do.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/485 "2020-06-03T01:06:21Z")

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On the other hand, inarticulate doesn’t equal stupid or wrong. Your ability to blather on doesn’t make you right, either.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/486 "2020-06-03T01:20:57Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Oh… pollyanna is getting mad!

Ha! Your laziness is no worse than amusing. You’re way, way too lazy to actually be able to make me angry. I’ve occasionally gotten angry from posts on the Dope before… but those took effort. Effort you’re not capable of even attempting.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/487 "2020-06-03T03:39:47Z")

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Out of idle curiosity, is the “guest of honor” for this thread still harping on the “I’m the victim, you’re the meanie here because you said something bad about me in the Pit first” nonsense, while ignoring why the other poster said something about him in the Pit as opposed to getting modded for making such a comment in the other forum in response to the crap said GOH pulled in said other forum?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/488 "2020-06-03T04:23:08Z")

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Yes, alternating with “You’re following me around and picking on meeee!”

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/489 "2020-06-03T05:15:32Z")

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Thought so. Thanks, **Sunny Daze**.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/490 "2020-06-03T05:23:39Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Yes, alternating with “You’re following me around and picking on meeee!”

This seems disingenuous to me. I don’t see any of that in the past couple of days.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/491 "2020-06-03T06:05:06Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Who cares what he lived through? It’s irrelevant.

Living through racism is irreleveant to knowing what racism is?

My, you’re special.

> [@](#):
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> The fact that that nut is less accurate with identifying racism or bigotry in general than a magic 8 ball or a parrot pecking at a randomized chart to divine the answer is why he doesn’t know what racism is. Wow. He can call it right 6.2% of the time. It takes hard work to be that wrong that consistently. But dribble somehow manages. In a way, it’s impressive.

Identified \*you \*easy enough.

Just like I identified **Shodan**. And **SlackerInc** …

Sure, there’s been that one time here, IIRC, where I’ve been too quick to identify racism through my own misreading of someone’s post. And I apologized for it after I was (eventually) shown I was wrong.

Somehow, I don’t think that’s going to be the case with you.

Regards[,](http://no_seriously_why_have_you_not_fucked_off_yet.octopus)  
MrDibble

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/492 "2020-06-03T07:38:34Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> This seems disingenuous to me. I don’t see any of that in the past couple of days.

Really?

> [@Beck's in the Pit. Oh, my! (Virtual bad, bad, bad protest!)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-in-the-pit-oh-my-virtual-bad-bad-bad-protest/854747/142):
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> Where’s the rest of the gang? Normally you insidious folks gang up on someone relentlessly. Must be exciting having some new snark.

> [@octopus](#):
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> You folks engage in long campaigns of character assassination because messing with people online is nothing more than a game for you.

He’s a paranoid nutbar who thinks (completely justified) snarking elsewhere is proof of a grand conspiracy against him here. Note that it isn’t even him being talked about, but he brings it round to that paranoid delusion anyway.

As if it \*needed \*a hivemind for more than one person to point out he’s a malodorous racist troll. When all it takes is reading his posts.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/493 "2020-06-05T14:30:33Z")

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From the thread [Malcolm X on white liberals](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=897483):

> [@Malcolm X on white liberals](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcolm-x-on-white-liberals/854997/2):
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> [It is apparently slightly misquoted.](https://www.thetimesnews.com/opinion/20190104/editorial-blacks-biggest-enemy-is-white-liberal)
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> > “The worst enemy that the Negro have is this white man that runs around here drooling at the mouth professing to love Negros and calling himself a liberal, and it is following these white liberals that has perpetuated problems that Negros have. If the Negro wasn’t taken, tricked or deceived by the white liberal, then Negros would get together and solve our own problems. I only cite these things to show you that in America, the history of the white liberal has been nothing but a series of trickery designed to make Negros think that the white liberal was going to solve our problems. Our problems will never be solved by the white man.”

> [@Malcolm X on white liberals](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcolm-x-on-white-liberals/854997/6):
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> Malcolm X was obviously no fool.

Troll.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/494 "2020-07-01T01:53:47Z")

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Now he’s not even hiding the kid of racist shitstain he is:

> [@Changing names, removing statues while avoiding 1984-ism](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-names-removing-statues-while-avoiding-1984-ism/912444/160):
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> Result? The animals running wild get the message that in a functioning democracy mob violence will not be condoned.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/495 "2020-07-01T19:03:43Z")

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> [@Changing names, removing statues while avoiding 1984-ism](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-names-removing-statues-while-avoiding-1984-ism/912444/176):
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> Why are you more offended by the criticism of mob rule than mob rule itself?

Ya think maybe it’s because your paranoia about “mob rule” on the SDMB has clouded your judgement?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/496 "2020-07-01T22:41:51Z")

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It’s all good as long as MAGAbots are the ones with the guns, amirite?

> **[Mark McCloskey & Patricia McCloskey: St. Louis Couple Pull Guns on...](https://heavy.com/news/2020/06/mark-patricia-mccloskey-st-louis-couple-guns-video/)**
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> Mark McCloskey and Patricia McCloskey are a husband and wife personal injury lawyer team who pointed guns at protesters walking by their home in St. Louis in a viral video.

> [Federal Election Commission records](https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_name=mark+mccloskey&contributor_city=st+louis) show Mark McCloskey has contributed thousands of dollars to the Trump Make America Great Again Committee, the Republican National Committee and Donald J. Trump for President Inc.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2020, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/497 "2020-07-02T00:37:13Z")

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**Octoputz** is a histrionic imbecile.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2020, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/498 "2020-07-07T19:00:10Z")

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He really should send his talking points back where they came from.

> **[‘Mostly peaceful riots’? Mainstream media has given up any shred of...](https://www.rt.com/op-ed/491528-peaceful-protests-riots-black-lives-matter/)**
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> Media outlets in the US and UK have been conducting mental gymnastics worthy of Cirque du Soleil to portray rioters as virtuous, non-violent freedom fighters even as they film them starting fires and ripping down statues.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/499 "2020-07-07T22:51:42Z")

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Lol. Or you know you could look at the video from these inner city war zones and stop being willfully delusional with regards to the anarchists, marxists, and misleading blm folks. Mostly peaceful is a disingenuous euphemism at this point ad you know it. It’s unfortunate that news and science is so heavily political to the point that it exacerbates a pandemic and causes the loss of life. Of course, it doesn’t matter because it doesn’t fit the dishonest narrative that statues, flags, and college mascots are more oppressive to folks than criminals that murder children.

When ISIS and cartel territory is safer than Chicago, Atlanta and Minneapolis perhaps the so-called leaders of those places need to look in the mirror and see pandering and capitulating to the criminally insane is not the right way to run a city or state.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2020, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/500 "2020-07-07T23:08:30Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Of course, it doesn’t matter because it doesn’t fit the dishonest narrative that statues, flags, and college mascots are more oppressive to folks than criminals that murder children.

Cite or SILENCE! Imbecile.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/501 "2020-07-07T23:11:59Z")

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Don’t you have something to burn or someone to assault?

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