# Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 6, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550 "2018-06-06T15:40:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/663 "2020-10-17T05:54:50Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> I’m not sure if Biden knows what Biden supports.

Mollusks have problems figuring what others know…

> [@octopus](#):
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> Anyways, I mentioned Biden’s supporters. The ideological zealots who demand not just purity but fervor or else a consequencing will occur.

Funny, Biden is getting support because they know that they are against the projector in chief, who is the one that does demand purity, we all know that Trump will say he does not know you if you do not toe his line.

> [@octopus](#):
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> If they still taught history instead of acting to tear it down and destroy it folks would be worried about the illiberal radicals who exploit any tragedy possible to push for collectivism.

Of course this are musings of the shit in your head.

> <https://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/50774/does-the-octopus-have-an-anus-what-does-it-look-like>

As usual your ignorance shows, most of the monuments to the confederacy were erected to counter the emerging civil rights. It was really also a denial of the real history of America, that BTW was taught as fact for many years in the south.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/664 "2020-10-17T05:56:04Z")

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ideological  
zealots  
illiberal  
radicals  
collectivism

Damn, that was almost a Bingo for me…

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/665 "2020-10-17T08:55:28Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Damn, that was almost a Bingo for me…

So close! If only he brought up the hivemind…

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/666 "2020-10-17T18:02:52Z")

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It was hard restraining myself.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/667 "2020-10-17T18:23:43Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> The ideological zealots who demand not just purity but fervor or else a consequencing will occur.

Those guys tend not to be Biden supporters. Sounds more like Sanders supporters , but even then it’s not a fair comment.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/668 "2020-10-19T03:50:14Z")

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(For context, read the exchange between Octopussy and me starting [here](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux/913349/1406), and ending with the following post.)

> [@Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1429):
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> Oh, I understand your argument which is why I responded to BigT, who does not, as I did. But you are being very dishonest in how you frame it. Of course you won’t get much pushback from a place that is 99% echo chamber. Sad!

My apologies, Octopus, your assumption here is my fault. Upon reviewing my post, I see that while I submitted it, I didn’t properly conclude it. And this is why you _didn’t_ get the point which is this: You’re worthless as a conservative.

I grew up in a conservative family - my grandmother, for example, was Calvinist by disposition, Scottish by ancestry, Catholic by conversion, and spent a good chunk of her life lecturing me on the dangers of secular humanism. My father was the more typical conservative- had a successful small business after a few life hiccups, believed in the Reagan revolution, and thought his business was an example of the benefits of said revolution.

They’re passed now, and I’m 98% sure they all would have been Trump 2016 voters, but there was something different about them and the modern conservative and it’s this:

It’s all the fucking whining. It’s the lying, yes, but, really, it’s the whining. Modern conservatives do nothing but whine about how others are being mean to them, a victimization cult which would’ve disgusted my grandmother who said to me ‘nothing, John, is worse than a whiny man. Once is a complaint, anything else is whining. Fix it, accept it, or move on.’ Our brand of conservatism worshipped at the altar of productivity, work, thrift, and effort, values completely unspoken of by the modern Trump-supporting conservative.

All you do is whine, Octo. You whine about people different than you, you whine about the environment here, you whine about protests, and you whine about how people respond to your whining. You whine about being here.

Maybe it’s me, but I ‘hear’ as I read, and when I read your words there is a particular keening tone to them, the sound of the self-victimized, privileged, white male that is too certain in their mediocrity to ever look inside themselves to see what needs bettering.

And I know you are going to reflexively respond with ‘hive mind’ and your usual tropes about ‘liberals’, but please understand that for me, it’s not the ideology which you have which bothers me, it’s the unproductive whining.

Just stop.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/669 "2020-10-19T07:16:20Z")

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Oh well.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/670 "2020-10-19T08:01:34Z")

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If you give a troll a thread to shit in, the troll now has two threads to shit in.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/671 "2020-10-19T08:17:36Z")

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How dumb are you? Really? You going to ignore the nasty sexist racist post above mine? Of course you are. See the problem is I don’t pretend to value one thing and then do the opposite. This site claims to be a site where people can discuss issues, even controversial issues, under a set of mostly objective rules. That’s proven to be objectively false. That is a valid complaint.

Now in the grand scheme of things is it that important? Not really. This site has a small audience and even smaller number of active participants. A declining number, in part, due to the hypocrisy and toxic echo chamber properties that continues to grow. Now what is important is that in wider society this same echo chamber and illiberal attitude is spreading among not just the naive but their handlers as well.

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/672 "2020-10-19T09:16:07Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> See the problem is I don’t pretend to value one thing and then do the opposite.

Coming from the guy who defends murderers and assholes that are on his side, I’m gonna call bullshit.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/673 "2020-10-19T09:54:30Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> You going to ignore the nasty sexist racist post above mine?

Sorry, are you referring to _ **JohnT** _’s post? Have you crossed the line from trolling to utter delusion so quickly?

Wait, is this because he mentioned “white” and “male”? Ha, how fragile can you get?

Calm down, octodude. Have a cup of nice soothing tea.

Here, just to show that we hear your concerns, I got you a lovely mug to drink it out of. It may need a rinse, I’ve been getting some good use out of it lately…

[https://img-fs-2.wnlimg.com/p/e9c/1a1/c50/c787b40c50f5bff0715c655/full\_size.jpg](https://img-fs-2.wnlimg.com/p/e9c/1a1/c50/c787b40c50f5bff0715c655/full_size.jpg)

P.S. - props on getting in a suitably Trumpian “nasty” in there…

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/674 "2020-10-19T14:04:46Z")

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Victimization cult. Watch this short video of an obviously wasted Don Jr whining about Instagram algos:

> <https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1318036538429558785?s=19>

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/675 "2020-10-19T14:50:05Z")

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When your whining is called out…  
Double down on the whining.

There’s a winning propositon.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/676 "2020-10-19T14:51:01Z")

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Holy Cow. I just came her to see if anyone had posted that.

Whew. I don’t even have words.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/677 "2020-10-19T18:05:32Z")

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That’s a lovely cup. Lol.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/678 "2020-10-20T14:26:51Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> This site has a small audience and even smaller number of active participants. A declining number, in part, due to the hypocrisy and toxic echo chamber properties that continues to grow.

Or newbies see you and run off.

> [@octopus](#):
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> illiberal

Um, how old are you? 89?  
Don’t worry - got your fainting couch right here.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/679 "2020-10-25T05:29:18Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Quick, someone get the net. We can keep him with the squid.

Ooh…Mariah won’t like that…

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/680 "2020-11-02T21:33:13Z")

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Hey @octopus… here’s an early thread for you to get your _rape, burn and pillage_ fap on:

> [@Businesses boarding up in major cities](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/businesses-boarding-up-in-major-cities/924588):
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> I’d heard about this in DC, but it’s scary to actually see the pictures of CVS and Pret a Manger in DC cocooned in plywood. And it’s even scarier to see it in San Francisco, LA, New York City, Chicaco, and even Boston. They’ve put an additional, “unscalable” fence around the White House. But e know how unscalable his Mexico wall constructions have been. Interesting times very shortly ahead. They’re running short of plywood in some places

Don’t ever say I never did anything nice for you.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/681 "2020-11-02T22:43:39Z")

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Christmas, or one’s winter holiday of choice, has come early!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/682 "2020-11-07T17:18:10Z")

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OMG! Liberals are rioting!!

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