# Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550 "2018-06-06T15:40:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/61 "2018-06-06T21:46:24Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > if I ever joined you miscreants on the epic flounce board you all have. Sure. “\*If \*you ever”…say no more ;). ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/62 "2018-06-06T21:52:15Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Your name sake vapors have gone to your head. Sick burn, imbecile. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/63 "2018-06-06T21:54:10Z")
It’d be even sicker if the Sooper Genius could spell “namesake”. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/64 "2018-06-06T21:55:09Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Morgenstern let you off your leash? Funny that Stockholm Syndrome is apparently real. Nobody has me on a leash. You’re ruining one of my favorite movies for me right this minute. Don’t even mention a glove. Just. Don’t. > [@](#): > > It’s not bullying to suggest that if some women are finding that the content skews in a direction they don’t like that they can create their own content and use the pre-existing tools of the ignore/report/ATMB portion of the thread to ask for appropriate enforcement of board rules or creation of new ones. Nobody said that it was, oh small-brained, boneless, sea creature. > [@](#): > > It is bullying to have an in-group deliberately twist words, make up lies, and engage in ad-hominem attacks in an exceedingly persistent manner in order to socially ostracize those who are not ideologically pure. You all would have fit in very well as useful idiots for the likes of Robespiere. Anyone who disagrees with you is an “in group”? You’re in high school! :eek: Deep breaths little dude. If you can get through the next few years, you’re gonna be fine. Probably. I mean it usually works out. You get to college and there’s usually _somebody_ to hang out with. It explains a lot really. Just cool it on the “kids” stuff. The only people around here who require ideological purity and are likely to fall in line for a purge are Trump followers. Read some history, you mouth-breathing buffoon. (It’s Robespierre, by the way. Spelling is hard. I’m here to help.) ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/65 "2018-06-06T21:58:12Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > The famous Giraffe? Why you worried about me? > > I’d think if you were oh-so-concerned about board vitality you’d worry less about a random “troll” and not work to poach from and parasitize a board that you splintered from. It’s interesting you have such strong feelings about an event that occurred six years before you joined. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/66 "2018-06-06T22:03:58Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > It’s interesting you have such strong feelings about an event that occurred six years before you joined. I think it’s weird that people use flounce as an insult when it’s evidently so common. And you make it seem like the internet doesn’t have hyperlinks and search. Your implication is silly by the way. I wasn’t born in 100 B.C. but I can research ancient Rome and Egypt. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/67 "2018-06-06T22:06:21Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I think it’s weird that people use flounce as an insult when it’s evidently so common. > > And you make it seem like the internet doesn’t have hyperlinks and search. Your implication is silly by the way. I wasn’t born in 100 B.C. but I can research ancient Rome and Egypt. This board has been surprisingly lucky to get so many completely brand new posters with such an avid interest in its history. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/68 "2018-06-06T22:08:25Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > This board has been surprisingly lucky to get so many completely brand new posters with such an avid interest in its history. Ah, people complain when there is no lurking to observe board culture and people complain when people read a bit about the board and the infamous members within. You know an artist that can help me with that animated avatar? You all have animated avatars yet? ---
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/69 "2018-06-07T01:47:45Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > . . . and the infamous members within. . . Go to HELL, you piece of shit!------If you aren’t banned for being a jerk, You should be. You are a waste of pixels. Eat shit. You horrible excuse for a human. ---
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/70 "2018-06-07T02:02:57Z")
well, one of us should be banned. So I’m reporting my post. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/71 "2018-06-07T02:33:49Z")
> [@fervour](#): > > Go to HELL, you piece of shit!------If you aren’t banned for being a jerk, You should be. You are a waste of pixels. Eat shit. You horrible excuse for a human. Wow! A melt. That is one bingo stamp. For “melt.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/72 "2018-06-07T02:37:25Z")
> [@fervour](#): > > well, one of us should be banned. So I’m reporting my post. I vote that you stay on the island. ---
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/73 "2018-06-07T02:40:39Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Wow! A melt. > > That is one bingo stamp. For “melt.” I reported you. Asshole. One of us will survive. You are a shitty human. I don’t care if you call it a"melt down". YOU are worthless. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/74 "2018-06-07T02:43:35Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I vote that you stay on the island. I Love you, Sunny Daze--------you and your whimsical name. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/75 "2018-06-07T02:50:31Z")
Well, I’ve got a tap on the mod-loop, and they’re currently considering a grand bargain where Giraffe takes octopus and they’ll kick in the animated avatar. I’d get that shit upfront if I were you, they’ll probably just put it on the IT guy’s to-do list. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/76 "2018-06-07T02:58:56Z")
> [@fervour](#): > > I Love you, Sunny Daze--------you and your whimsical name. Fervour, o intense one. You’re going pop a blood vessel. Shhhhhh. Guess what the octo-worm ain’t worth it. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/77 "2018-06-07T03:02:03Z")
> [@fervour](#): > > I reported you. Asshole. One of us will survive. You are a shitty human. I don’t care if you call it a"melt down". YOU are worthless. Carry on. So what? You expect people to be cyber bullied in the Pit and not respond? You bullies don’t like it when people don’t roll over and beg mercy? Get over yourself you melting little weirdo. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t have a place where people get abuse heaped on them and expect those people not to respond. BigT gets bullied relentlessly in the Pit. His name is like the Fenris-Signal. I get harassed and stalked relentlessly in the Pit. I refuse to be victimized, even verbally, by you misanthropic losers. I’m using this particular forum as the rules, as they are, dictate. Many others don’t even follow the rules of the forum and heap MORE abuse on their targets than the administrator has requested. On what grounds would I be banned from posting in the Pit? You really are not very bright. You are emotional and you are lashing out and that’s Sad! Anyways, I eagerly await another of your spittle flecked rants. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/78 "2018-06-07T03:05:06Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Fervour, o intense one. You’re going pop a blood vessel. Shhhhhh. Guess what the octo-worm ain’t worth it. Becky, becky, becky… I haven’t said a single cross word towards you. Now those others… you were there target just a few days ago. Have a good day. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/79 "2018-06-07T03:07:25Z")
As the OP said, this is your very own thread. Just keep shitting it up. Soon you’ll be all alone in your very own shit-heap. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/80 "2018-06-07T03:09:32Z")
Whatever, I am a noisy little target. But, I can take my hits. ( and I love cheese) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550.md?page=5)