# Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 6, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550 "2018-06-06T15:40:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/81 "2018-06-07T03:12:34Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> As the OP said, this is your very own thread. Just keep shitting it up. Soon you’ll be all alone in your very own shit-heap.

As usual, you have no idea what you’re yammering about.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> ( and I love cheese)

Cheese? There ain’t nothing wrong with that.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/82 "2018-06-07T03:25:33Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> I Love you, Sunny Daze--------you and your whimsical name.

Love you too. Take care of yourself and let me know how it’s going sometime.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/83 "2018-06-07T03:30:33Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I vote that you stay on the island.

Another vote for **fervour**!

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/84 "2018-06-07T03:34:32Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> {…} Many others don’t even follow the rules of the forum and heap MORE abuse on their targets than the administrator has requested. {…}

You really, really, I mean REALLY, don’t understand what “the administrator” has requested!

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/85 "2018-06-07T03:42:32Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> You really, really, I mean REALLY, don’t understand what “the administrator” has requested!
> 
> CMC fnord!

We non-telepaths have to go by the stickies on the top of the forum. If you have inside information, Professor X, why not share?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/86 "2018-06-07T03:44:20Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> So what?
> 
> You expect people to be cyber bullied in the Pit and not respond? You bullies don’t like it when people don’t roll over and beg mercy?

Precisely no one expects that you won’t respond. It would be nice if you rolled over and played dead though.

> [@](#):
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> You can’t have it both ways. You can’t have a place where people get abuse heaped on them and expect those people not to respond. BigT gets bullied relentlessly in the Pit. His name is like the Fenris-Signal. I get harassed and stalked relentlessly in the Pit.

And you stalk and harass and moan about you are a poor misunderstood cephalopod and everybody is sooooo mean. Why can’t everybody be nice, like you? Guess what? You aren’t nice. Ever. The best you do is passive-aggressive smarmy bullshitter. From there you go rapidly down hill to someone who is a bullying creep, yelling loudly about how everyone is _so_ uncivilized, and won’t someone think of the children, while he kicks puppies, and spits on everyone in sight. You are the Dope’s version of Trump. Congratulations. Like the Tangerine Dream, I’m certain you believe your own bullshit, but rest assured, no one else does.

> [@](#):
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> I refuse to be victimized, even verbally, by you misanthropic losers. I’m using this particular forum as the rules, as they are, dictate. Many others don’t even follow the rules of the forum and heap MORE abuse on their targets than the administrator has requested. On what grounds would I be banned from posting in the Pit? You really are not very bright. You are emotional and you are lashing out and that’s Sad!

You even write like Trump. You make no sense, you randomly capitalize, and you “Sad” the place up. There is no administrator telling us how much abuse to heap on anyone. We didn’t draw your name out of a hat. You earned this Pit thread all by your little ol’ self, by being a self-righteous ass.

I’m sure you’ll eventually figure out what he meant if you think about it. We can spot you some clues if you need them.

> [@](#):
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> Anyways, I eagerly await another of your spittle flecked rants.

Well, you’ve given me a great example, but I think I need to see another before I can commit.

> [@octopus](#):
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> As usual, you have no idea what you’re yammering about.

All aboard the fuck off train, dipshit. **Beck** was on point, and you’re out in the back 40 looking for mushrooms or something. Again.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/87 "2018-06-07T03:50:18Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> All aboard the fuck off train, dipshit. **Beck** was on point, and you’re out in the back 40 looking for mushrooms or something. Again.

Just, what was it, a few days ago ‘Beck’ was the object of mockery and derision and snark. Probably be back to “mining” her in a month or two when it’s convenient.

Karl Marx: “Accuse Your Enemy Of What You Are Doing, As You Are Doing It To Create Confusion” If he were alive and you were worthy of notice he’d be proud of yours, Morgenstern’s, Helen’s, Guin’s etc. gaslighting.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/88 "2018-06-07T03:51:39Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> We non-telepaths have to go by the stickies on the top of the forum. If you have inside information, Professor X, why not share?

This, [Restricted language in the Pit - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)?

If you understood this boards culture you’d know that “the administrator” actually endorsed _creative_ insulting in the Pit. “Cuntgate” was pretty universally seen as one the more stupid rules to ever come out of “the administrator’s” brain.

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/89 "2018-06-07T03:55:44Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> This, [Restricted language in the Pit - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)?
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> If you understood this boards culture you’d know that “the administrator” actually endorsed _creative_ insulting in the Pit. “Cuntgate” was pretty universally seen as one the more stupid rules to ever come out of “the administrator’s” brain.
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> CMC fnord!

A. Cuntgate was never repealed. Which it could have been if TPTB desired it.  
B. There are two other stickies.  
C. I’m sure you’ve read them since you must really, REALLY, _ **really** _ know what others think.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/90 "2018-06-07T03:57:41Z")

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First they came for **Clothahump** and I said nothing, because I was not a lump of shit molded into human form, then they came for **octopus** , and I said nothing, because I was not an aborted tapeworm, and when they finally came for me, there was no one left to speak for me except my cactus, left spineless from years of fucking it, and cacti can’t talk but if they could this one would scream, or something ok I don’t know where I was going with this.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/91 "2018-06-07T04:02:19Z")

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You ar,e Sunny Daze. amazing. I mss WhyNot. But she is gone. please don;t go,

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/92 "2018-06-07T04:02:27Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Just, what was it, a few days ago ‘Beck’ was the object of mockery and derision and snark. Probably be back to “mining” her in a month or two when it’s convenient.
> 
> Karl Marx: “Accuse Your Enemy Of What You Are Doing, As You Are Doing It To Create Confusion” If he were alive and you were worthy of notice he’d be proud of yours, Morgenstern’s, Helen’s, Guin’s etc. gaslighting.

Stop comparing me to historical people or time periods that you obviously know fuck-all about. At least you spelled the name right this time. I am not a monolithic hive mind. I am an individual. I will defend whomever I like from you, toad spittle. I know this is hard for you to hard to understand - I’m guessing it’s impossible - but people change their minds when confronted with evidence. Beck is a valued member of this Board.

Feel free to leave at any time. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya on the way out. Or do. Just leave.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/93 "2018-06-07T04:04:50Z")

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> [@pool](#):
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> First they came for **Clothahump** and I said nothing, because I was not a lump of shit molded into human form, then they came for **octopus** , and I said nothing, because I was not an aborted tapeworm, and when they finally came for me, there was no one left to speak for me except my cactus, left spineless from years of fucking it, and cacti can’t talk but if they could this one would scream, or something ok I don’t know where I was going with this.

It started off well. I think there’s a lot room left between aborted tapeworm and you. You’re safe. 😉

> [@fervour](#):
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> You ar,e Sunny Daze. amazing. I mss WhyNot. But she is gone. please don;t go,

Not going. Hang on buddy.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/94 "2018-06-07T04:08:27Z")

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I’m just going to say-------Love Love to everybody, we are love------go to helll-----we love

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/95 "2018-06-07T04:15:11Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Stop comparing me to historical people or time periods that you obviously know fuck-all about. At least you spelled the name right this time. I am not a monolithic hive mind. I am an individual. I will defend whomever I like from you, toad spittle. I know this is hard for you to hard to understand - I’m guessing it’s impossible - but people change their minds when confronted with evidence. Beck is a valued member of this Board.
> 
> Feel free to leave at any time. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya on the way out. Or do. Just leave.

Unlike your role as Morgenstern’s doofy attack dog and snark generator I have my own mind. Which is really the genesis of these personal attacks. You and others don’t like it that I don’t parrot what you think I should parrot. The real world isn’t that way. Life is too short to try to force everyone around you into some form of ideological purity.

Think about what you are doing. You and several others try to bully, harass, ostracize, stalk, and if you had the wits probably dox people who don’t jump when you want them to jump. You don’t run the Pit and I’m not going anywhere. I could do as you folks do when you target someone. I could go to every post in every thread in the Pit and post recipes, make up lies about you as you do your targets, post rants full of nothing but profanity and stupid links, etc. Then I could run to another board and laugh at the drama stirred up. _That’d_ be behaving as YOU and your cohorts behave. But I’m far more restrained and far more civil than you folks.

You don’t own the Pit. You don’t intimidate me. I sure as hell am not an approval seeking sycophant like members of your group. Morgenstern and you fools have been calling me troll and sock and that stupid portmanteau ‘trock’, again, if you have any proof any report me and I’m gone. But you know you don’t. You know you are gaslighting liars who are here to stir up drama.

I know you won’t give up trying. This defines your existence and probably will define your existence. Which is sad in a way.☹

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/96 "2018-06-07T04:16:50Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> You ar,e Sunny Daze. amazing. I mss WhyNot. But she is gone. please don;t go,

> [@fervour](#):
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> I’m just going to say-------Love Love to everybody, we are love------go to helll-----we love

Mushrooms are dangerous man.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/97 "2018-06-07T04:20:53Z")

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[quote=“Sunny\_Daze, post:93, topic:815550”]

It started off well. I think there’s a lot room left between aborted tapeworm and you. You’re safe. 😉

Not going. Hang on buddy-------- I love you! you make life wothwhile. I will find you Sunny Daze, you da best!!!

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/98 "2018-06-07T04:22:31Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Mushrooms are dangerous man.

go to hell you piece of shit

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/99 "2018-06-07T04:24:21Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> go to hell you piece of shit

You had me worried. I thought you were having a stroke. Glad to see you’re alright.🙂

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/100 "2018-06-07T04:27:42Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> You had me worried. I thought you were having a stroke. Glad to see you’re alright.🙂

go to hell you piece of shit

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