# Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550 "2018-06-06T15:40:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/101 "2018-06-07T04:29:35Z")
one of us will be banned. I think it’s you. you shit ass. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/102 "2018-06-07T04:29:52Z")
> [@fervour](#): > > go to hell you piece of shit Who are you again? Aren’t you suppose to be banning me or something. You know, I think you’re here for the Bingo! You get one “Potty Mouth!” But I don’t think you can catch MrDibble. He’s good. And do me a favor if you’re tripping or spazzing or whatever it’s called nowadays don’t do it in my thread. ---
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/103 "2018-06-07T04:31:40Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Who are you again? > > Aren’t you suppose to be banning me or something. > > You know, I think you’re here for the Bingo! > > You get one “Potty Mouth!” > > But I don’t think you can catch MrDibble. He’s good. And do me a favor if you’re tripping or spazzing or whatever it’s called nowadays don’t do it in my thread. go to hell. you piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/104 "2018-06-07T04:32:13Z")
> [@fervour](#): > > one of us will be banned. I think it’s you. you shit ass. “I think…?” Mmm. That hasn’t been demonstrated. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/105 "2018-06-07T04:35:34Z")
Hey **fervour** , just walk away. Talking to him is not worth stressing you out. This is why he’s called a troll. He’s having the time of his life getting you mad, and then poking at you. Just leave the thread. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/106 "2018-06-07T04:36:53Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Hey **fervour** , just walk away. Talking to him is not worth stressing you out. This is why he’s called a troll. He’s having the time of his life getting you mad, and then poking at you. Just leave the thread. He’s already had an aneurysm. He needs medical help. Maybe he’s just post-count padding? In 2030 he might hit 4 digits. ---
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/107 "2018-06-07T04:44:43Z")
[quote=“Sunny\_Daze, post:105, topic:815550”] Hey **fervour** , just walk away. Talking to him is not worth stressing you out. This is why he’s called a troll. He’s having the time of his life getting you mad, and then poking at you. Just leave the thread.[/QUOT I’ve reported him. You are beautiful. but someone has got to get rid of this troll! I love you moderators! Theirs’ is a thankless job. But thanks! ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/108 "2018-06-07T05:12:07Z")
[quote=“fervour, post:107, topic:815550”] > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Hey **fervour** , just walk away. Talking to him is not worth stressing you out. This is why he’s called a troll. He’s having the time of his life getting you mad, and then poking at you. Just leave the thread.[/QUOT > > I’ve reported him. You are beautiful. but someone has got to get rid of this troll! I love you moderators! Theirs’ is a thankless job. But > thanks! So, let me get this straight. Your sole contribution to this thread are personal attacks on me. I’m responding to personal attacks which this thread is. Yet somewhere in your drug-addled head you think that my response to a personal attack is this gravely, egregious offense? :dubious: As I’ve been told in less polite words than what I’m about to use: This is the Pit. I’m glad you and Sunny Daze have made a connection and that you find her beautiful and all. That’s lovely. But it’s off topic. You should report yourself. For derailing the thread. And honestly, what type of hypocrisy is it to engage in Pit behavior and then hope that my response which 10/11 is more polite than the attack will get me banned? Do you folks even think these schemes through? I can just imagine the discussions at knucklehead central. Morgenstern: Let’s get that dastardly octoputz!!! Hee hee. Sunny Daze: Ugh, my head hurts but yes it will be fun!! Hee hee. Random Miscreant: I can’t take that fool I have him on ignore. Guinstasiaoa: We need some bait! Someone type up 30 profane words and link some naughty videos with no trigger warning, unlike us, he doesn’t deserve a trigger warning. He’ll say “potty mouth” and be banned. Hee Hee. :smack: Look, the Pit is toxic and you all are toxic. Don’t cry when you get push back. Don’t start none and you won’t get none. Which is far better treatment than you afford to others. ---
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/109 "2018-06-07T05:25:59Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Hey **fervour** , just walk away. Talking to him is not worth stressing you out. This is why he’s called a troll. He’s having the time of his life getting you mad, and then poking at you. Just leave the thread. I love you.I DON’T care that he knows. You are beautiful, sunny Daze. You make me happy!! ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/110 "2018-06-07T05:29:54Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > {…} Look, the Pit is toxic and you all are toxic. Don’t cry when you get push back. Don’t start none and you won’t get none. Which is far better treatment than you afford to others. Umm, wouldn’t that make you toxic too? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/111 "2018-06-07T05:32:57Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Don’t start none and you won’t get none. Amusing that you don’t understand that that is precisely why I, for one, am happy to give you shit - just so happens you “started” with your racism in GD, and only the Pit lets me call you the vile racist bigot you are. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/113 "2018-06-07T05:39:44Z")
Spam reported. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/114 "2018-06-07T05:43:39Z")
> [@fervour](#): > > I love you.I DON’T care that he knows. You are beautiful, > sunny Daze. You make me happy!! > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Umm, wouldn’t that make you toxic too? > > CMC fnord! > [@MrDibble](#): > > Amusing that you don’t understand that that is precisely why I, for one, am happy to give you shit - just so happens you “started” with your racism in GD, and only the Pit lets me call you the vile racist bigot you are. > [@PuriAanandvilas](#): > > octopus is ocean creature that are famous for eight arms and bulbous head. > > [spam link deleted] We got a victim of Cupid’s arrow, someone that doesn’t understand cause vs. effect, someone who obviously has no clue what racism means, and a spamming bot. Where is the headshake smilie because this thread is a mess! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/115 "2018-06-07T05:51:22Z")
Shit usually is a mess. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/116 "2018-06-07T06:33:54Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > This is the Pit. [You’re a towel!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSfaQrHmc8) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/117 "2018-06-07T07:09:01Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Shit usually is a mess. [You’re cool.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eGJOqMHsDI) _burger to the face of octipsdibnga_ \* \*who cares what the trolls name is Also some more words it does not like: [Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Mother! Mother! Fuck! Mother! Mother! Fuck! Fuck! Mother Fuck! Mother Fuck!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mll8rgDSI) [Hey! Hey! The Holy Fucking Bible son!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqp2NbL7s88) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/118 "2018-06-07T07:21:25Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > [You’re cool.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eGJOqMHsDI) > > _burger to the face of octipsdibnga_ \* > > \*who cares what the trolls name is > > Also some more words it does not like: > > [Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! > Mother! Mother! Fuck! > Mother! Mother! Fuck! Fuck! > Mother Fuck! Mother Fuck!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mll8rgDSI) > > [Hey! Hey! The Holy Fucking Bible son!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqp2NbL7s88) [Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqp2NbL7s88?t=180) Ooh La La! ---
**Author:** ![Jake\_Bullet\_Traffic\_Control](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@Jake\_Bullet\_Traffic\_Control](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake_Bullet_Traffic_Control)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/119 "2018-06-07T07:23:30Z")
I’m not sure how he’s managing this, but **octopus** is winning this the shit out of this thread. Everyone piling on to attack him is, somehow, coming off worse. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/120 "2018-06-07T07:25:14Z")
Holy shit. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/121 "2018-06-07T07:51:44Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > [You’re a towel!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSfaQrHmc8) > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > [You’re cool.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eGJOqMHsDI) > > _burger to the face of octipsdibnga_ \* > > \*who cares what the trolls name is > > Also some more words it does not like: > > [Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! > Mother! Mother! Fuck! > Mother! Mother! Fuck! Fuck! > Mother Fuck! Mother Fuck!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mll8rgDSI) > > [Hey! Hey! The Holy Fucking Bible son!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqp2NbL7s88) > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > [Would you fuck me? > I’d fuck me. > I’d fuck me hard.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqp2NbL7s88?t=180) > > Ooh La La! I’d give you a “potty mouth” for your bingo card but you’re trying too hard, unoriginal spammy, and stalkerish so my thread and my rules means you aren’t eligible. Maybe with a bit of effort you’ll have better luck next time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550.md?page=7)