# Octotard is a fucktard!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 26, 2018, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933 "2018-09-26T06:57:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/1 "2018-09-26T06:57:52Z")
> [@Boy, sure is rape culture around here lately](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-sure-is-rape-culture-around-here-lately/821876/114): > > Darn. Giraffe snark mining must have hit a dry patch. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21230420&postcount=114](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21230420&postcount=114) Congratulations troll. You figured out how to bait the mods into closing a thread that you don’t like, and that they find uncomfortable, so that they the mods, don’t want to deal with so, they find any reason to close it, to end the discussion, because they are uncomfortable dealing with the issue. Congratulations on finding the mods weak point. You child fucking, shit eating, retarded troll. If that’s an Oxford comma situation then lets hope it extra annoys the troll. You mods really need to ban this troll. Along with Starving Rapist and the others misogynists. Or are you that fucking cowardly, “for Free Speech”? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/2 "2018-09-26T14:13:43Z")
Meh. They’ve very often just chosen to tell the poster that talking about the other board isn’t relevant. Which is very much isn’t. Is he just picking things that piss people off out of a hat now? What’s next, the having a Pit is going to be why condoning rape should be allowed? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/3 "2018-09-26T15:31:52Z")
Did I miss something? That thread wasn’t closed. I mean, I’m cool with calling **octopus** anything, that guy is a complete waste of oxygen, but it doesn’t look like his baiting was successful at all. So, a fail, like **octopus** himself. ---
**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/4 "2018-09-26T15:43:13Z")
I’m really really uncomfortable with the -tard suffix. It perpetuates the idea that people with mental disabilities deserve contempt. To be clear, Octopus deserves contempt. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/5 "2018-09-26T15:56:27Z")
> [@MandaJo](#): > > I’m really really uncomfortable with the -tard suffix. It perpetuates the idea that people with mental disabilities deserve contempt. Also, the “child fucking” seems a _tad_ out of line, even for the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/6 "2018-09-26T15:57:21Z")
> [@MandaJo](#): > > I’m really really uncomfortable with the -tard suffix. It perpetuates the idea that people with mental disabilities deserve contempt. > > To be clear, Octopus deserves contempt. I agree, what’s wrong with calling Octopus a piece of fucking shit? ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/7 "2018-09-26T16:21:24Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > I agree, what’s wrong with calling Octopus a piece of fucking shit? It perpetuates the idea that fecal matter is not a natural and important part of the ecosystem. What’s wrong with just saying you don’t care for that octopus gentleman? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/8 "2018-09-26T16:29:58Z")
Shouldn’t it be a play on his name? I mean, what’s wrong with octoprick? Maybe octopussy, which [does not seem to be a reference to women’s genitals](https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/100990/how-does-pussy-come-to-mean-coward). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/9 "2018-09-26T16:32:14Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > It perpetuates the idea that fecal matter is not a natural and important part of the ecosystem. What’s wrong with just saying you don’t care for that octopus gentleman? The term “gentleman” is used to perpetuate a patriarchal system which intersectionally creates a differential power dynamic and denies a voice to historically underrepresented members of a binary-centric, gender normative thingamabob. Apologies in advance to anyone named “Bob”. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/10 "2018-09-26T16:34:41Z")
Countdown to Octocrap popping in to have a hissy fit about all the swearing: Ten ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/11 "2018-09-26T16:56:08Z")
He claims that he doesn’t like swearing because he lets his kids read the Dope with him. At what point do the kids realize, “wow, dad is really unpopular?” ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/12 "2018-09-26T17:05:11Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > He claims that he doesn’t like swearing because he lets his kids read the Dope with him. At what point do the kids realize, “wow, dad is really unpopular?” And kind of skeevy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/13 "2018-09-26T17:18:36Z")
Octo-who? ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/14 "2018-09-26T17:21:13Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21230420&postcount=114](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21230420&postcount=114) > > Congratulations troll. > > You figured out how to bait the mods into closing a thread that you don’t like, and that they find uncomfortable, so that they the mods, don’t want to deal with so, they find any reason to close it, to end the discussion, because they are uncomfortable dealing with the issue. > > Congratulations on finding the mods weak point. > > You child fucking, shit eating, retarded troll. > > If that’s an Oxford comma situation then lets hope it extra annoys the troll. > > You mods really need to ban this troll. Along with Starving Rapist and the others misogynists. > > Or are you that fucking cowardly, “for Free Speech”? One of these days your perpetually unhinged and incoherent mind is going to snap. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/15 "2018-09-26T17:28:39Z")
Hmm. I count 1,2,3 ah-ha, 4,5,6,7 and 8 of these things —\> ! Wow, nice touch Drunky. I like the attention to detail. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/16 "2018-09-26T17:35:47Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Shouldn’t it be a play on his name? I mean, what’s wrong with octoprick? Maybe octopussy, which [does not seem to be a reference to women’s genitals](https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/100990/how-does-pussy-come-to-mean-coward). I see what you are doing there. You want to hog the suffix. No sir! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/17 "2018-09-26T17:53:42Z")
> [@Wolf333](#): > > And kind of skeevy. > Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Hey kids, if you’re reading this, start locking your bedroom doors at night! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/18 "2018-09-26T18:12:51Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > He claims that he doesn’t like swearing because he lets his kids read the Dope with him. At what point do the kids realize, “wow, dad is really unpopular?” Easy. He says _Hey, kids! See that **kaylasdad99** guy? That’s your old man._ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/19 "2018-09-26T18:15:36Z")
> [@NOT octopus](#): > > Hmm. I count 1,2,3 ah-ha, 4,5,6,7, and 8 of these things —\> ! Wow, nice touch Drunky. I like the attention to detail. FTFY. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/20 "2018-09-26T18:15:49Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Countdown to Octocrap popping in to have a hissy fit about all the swearing: > > Ten Didn’t get very far, although everyone really dialed it back. Very accommodating you lily-livered buffoons. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933.md?page=2)