# Octotard is a fucktard!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 26, 2018, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933 "2018-09-26T06:57:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/21 "2018-09-26T18:31:16Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > lily-livered buffoons. _Language!_ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/22 "2018-09-26T19:03:52Z")
> [@begbert2](#): > > _Language!_ :mad: Should have gone with pusillanimous cunts. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/23 "2018-09-26T19:07:28Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > lily-livered buffoons. > [@begbert2](#): > > _Language!_ :mad: English. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/24 "2018-09-26T21:03:36Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Should have gone with pusillanimous cunts. Much better. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/25 "2018-09-26T22:09:30Z")
I didn’t know there was going to be a quiz. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/26 "2018-09-26T22:55:42Z")
Gato, you are funny:) I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/27 "2018-09-26T23:53:10Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Should have gone with pusillanimous cunts. Pottymouth ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/28 "2018-09-26T23:54:13Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Pottymouth A disciple! Now I feel bad for ever being cross with you. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/29 "2018-09-26T23:58:41Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Pottymouth I would have gone with shit encrusted face orifice, myself. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/30 "2018-09-27T00:35:06Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > The term “gentleman” is used to perpetuate a patriarchal system which intersectionally creates a differential power dynamic and denies a voice to historically underrepresented members of a binary-centric, gender normative thingamabob. > > Apologies in advance to anyone named “Bob”. Sure, Bob gets an apology. You, sir, are a thingamist. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/31 "2018-09-27T00:47:09Z")
“Octogoon” would be a nice play on his name and the word “octogon”, but as an insult is kind of lame. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/32 "2018-09-27T02:06:42Z")
I like “Octogoon” - the “Goon” is right in the name! ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/33 "2018-09-27T02:49:28Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I like “Octogoon” - the “Goon” is right in the name! Goon? Like those creatures from Popeye? If we could get this head with 8 tentacles and a monocle, can’t forget that, then it would be a perfect avatar. [https://goo.gl/images/SVBA7b](https://goo.gl/images/SVBA7b) ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/34 "2018-09-27T02:55:42Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Goon? Like those creatures from Popeye? > > If we could get this head with 8 tentacles and a monocle, can’t forget that, then it would be a perfect avatar. [https://goo.gl/images/SVBA7b](https://goo.gl/images/SVBA7b) Or Cunty Mcpieceoshit. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/35 "2018-09-27T03:03:12Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Or Cunty Mcpieceoshit. :rolleyes: Such edginess! Wow! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/36 "2018-09-27T03:04:20Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > :rolleyes: > > Such edginess! > > Wow! Too ethnic? ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/37 "2018-09-27T03:07:32Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Too ethnic? The Irishness of it? Truthfully, I didn’t notice it until after I submitted my response. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933/38 "2018-09-27T03:57:07Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Gato, you are funny:) I laughed. Thank You, Thank You! I’ll be here… 😕 … forever? 😕 Be sure to Tip your waitresses and bartender, or yourself if you drink at home. That’s what I do. In case you haven’t guessed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octotard-is-a-fucktard/821933.md?page=1)