# Odd fallout from gay marriage

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2014, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662 "2014-12-08T15:26:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/21 "2014-12-17T03:46:31Z")

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Oddly, _The Game of Life_ has never had a rule that says your spouse had to be of the opposite gender, even in the early editions. Milton-Bradley: destroying family values since 1960.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/22 "2014-12-17T04:49:08Z")

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Good. We always ask for whatever colour spouse peg we want. So far it’s gone heterosexual marriage but we are keeping an open mind in our house.

That being said I am not a fan of this game. Someone forgets about the “speeding tickets” or there is a misunderstanding on the Spin To Win and it ends in tears. Sometimes from me.

Bring on Payday, I like buying the weird businesses.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/23 "2014-12-17T05:06:45Z")

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When I was a kid (in the early '80s), we often picked same-sex pegs as spouses in the Game of Life. Mild sniggering usually ensued.

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/24 "2014-12-17T12:25:50Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> You could’ve been stuck with Bert or Ernie. Or Stadtler or Waldorf. Or Ace or Gary.

Or Akbar or Jeff.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/25 "2014-12-19T03:19:25Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Waldorf isn’t gay - he’s married to Astoria!

[That’d make them kissin’ cousins !!!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldorf_Astoria_New_York#Name)

:eek:

😃

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/26 "2014-12-19T03:50:51Z")

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The Game of Life has to be one of the most existential board games out there. I remember being little and staring at the Retirement Home square at the end of the pathway, and asking my mother, “But Mom, no matter how much money you make or children you get, doesn’t everybody end up in the same place?”

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/27 "2014-12-19T04:13:10Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Or Ace or Gary.

I don’t see it. I thought they were just Super-Pals! Are you sure?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/28 "2014-12-19T04:20:41Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> There are also spaces where the children become the money drains they really are. Like “Annual Checkup - pay $5000 per family member”, or “College! Pay $50,000 per child.” The last one was quite a shocker for a gay couple with 5 adopted children, let me tell you.

You should have negotiated a better deal on the syndication money, Cam.

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**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-fallout-from-gay-marriage/706662/29 "2014-12-20T01:03:51Z")

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When I’m Grand Pegkeeper in the Game of Life, I always ask if people want a husband or a wife in this life. The kids have grown up with that as the normal option.

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