# Odd Halloween treats.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265 "2018-06-01T15:17:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/1 "2018-06-01T15:17:04Z")

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Be creative. They can be home made. Your suggestions must fall into one of these categories. More than just boxes of raisins (ii) or tooth brushes (ii)

A. Kids love it, parents hate it.  
ii. Kids hate it, parents love it.  
3. Kids hate it, parents hate it.

Chocolate covered broccoli or brussels sprouts.  
Caramel onions on a stick.  
Cans of Old Milwaukee.  
A 1 1/2 oz bottle of booze.  
Marlboro Reds  
M-80s

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/2 "2018-06-01T15:36:58Z")

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Balut and Casu Marzu sandwiches.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/3 "2018-06-01T15:40:13Z")

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Travel-size shampoo.  
Allen wrench.  
Baggie of colored rocks from an aquarium.  
Business card for a local landscaper.  
Unpopped popcorn. Loose.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/4 "2018-06-01T16:17:08Z")

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Candied escargot on a stick.  
Haggis-flavored toothpaste.  
Raw chicken heads.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/5 "2018-06-01T16:26:18Z")

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Low carbohydrate Halloween treats; Deviled Eggs.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/6 "2018-06-01T16:33:01Z")

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> [@Bill\_Door](#):
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> Low carbohydrate Halloween treats; Deviled Eggs.

Deviled Eggs _Kit._  
Raw eggs and condiment packets of mayo, mustard, salt and pepper.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/7 "2018-06-01T17:29:27Z")

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**Kaestur Hakarl on a stick  
A baggie full of random bingo numbers from one of those rolling-ball bingo games  
Milk Bones  
A Car Deodorizer, preferably one in the shape of a pine tree  
A Tide detergent pod  
A Tequila-flavored lollipop with a real dead scorpion inside  
Phenylthiocarbamide (PTC) tasting strips**

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/8 "2018-06-01T18:27:27Z")

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A meteorite dealer that I know (on-line) once had a pile of small, ancient orangish (from [caliche](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caliche)) Sahara meteorites. The real deal, but so badly weathered that they had little to offer to science or to serious collectors. So he planned to bag them up along with an identification card and give them out to trick-or-treaters. It would be a real-world “I got a rock.” Don’t know if he went through with it, though.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/9 "2018-06-01T18:29:13Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Deviled Eggs _Kit._  
> Raw eggs and condiment packets of mayo, mustard, salt and pepper.

You forgot paprika.

And only a fool would give kids raw eggs on Halloween!  
They would promptly give them back to you (or your house).

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/10 "2018-06-02T16:47:47Z")

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Ice Cubes. tell them it’s rock candy.

Eventually the ice melts, the water weakens the bottom of their T.O.T bag and the next day you walk around the neighborhood picking up all the candy that fell out of the holes in the bags.

😃

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/11 "2018-06-02T16:53:14Z")

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I’m the first to mention [Chick tracts?](https://www.chick.com/catalog/tractByKeyword.asp?Subject=Halloween)

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/12 "2018-06-02T17:02:39Z")

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[del]Condoms[/del] Individually packaged balloons

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/13 "2018-06-02T17:23:29Z")

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Cardboard coasters from neighborhood bars.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/14 "2018-06-02T18:32:56Z")

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> [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](#):
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> You forgot paprika.
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> And only a fool would give kids raw eggs on Halloween!  
> They would promptly give them back to you (or your house).

Did I say they were still in the shell?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/15 "2018-06-02T23:44:02Z")

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> **[Chick.com: Little Princess, The](https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0063)**
>
> Heidi is terribly sick. But when she gets saved on Halloween night, her whole family finds Christ too. An emotional story with a happy ending.

Jack Chick tracts

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/16 "2018-06-04T05:35:27Z")

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Scrambled eggs. Present them in a big serving bowl and dole them into their bags by the heaping tablespoon.

Stuffed olives.

Those pills that turn your teeth red if you brushed them wrong.

Bottle rockets

.22 LR cartridge cases

Safety razors (with NO blades)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/17 "2018-06-04T13:29:13Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> I’m the first to mention [Chick tracts?](https://www.chick.com/catalog/tractByKeyword.asp?Subject=Halloween)

> [@Baker](#):
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> [Chick.com: Little Princess, The](https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0063/0063_01.asp)
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> Jack Chick tracts

Let’s give them out twice!

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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/18 "2018-06-04T14:15:47Z")

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The murder weapon

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/19 "2018-06-04T15:26:06Z")

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Dog biscuits.

Car wash tokens.

Old ticket stubs.

Random pictures cut out of magazines.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-halloween-treats/815265/20 "2018-06-04T17:14:58Z")

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I like to put odd stuff in my candy jar when I hand out candy. Usually it’s the plastic bugs and such so the kids look at it and get creeped out. One year I threw in a couple of golf balls and one kid pick it out and took it. I was dressed up and not moving so I don’t think he could tell if I was real or not and was too scared to look at what he was taking. He was around 10 or so and not some real young kid who I would have given candy too.

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