# Odd or amusing ways to say "I find him/her attractive" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880 "2008-09-16T19:45:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/41 "2008-09-17T11:11:29Z")
A friend used to say as the greatest compliment, “She’s not scruffy”. Yeah, staunch NZers aren’t great talkers.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/42 "2008-09-17T11:17:42Z")
I saw this just recently: I’d hit that so hard, if you pulled me out you’d be King of England. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/43 "2008-09-17T12:01:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Recently, a friend told me that a co-worker of his would say this about any woman he found attractive. > > “I’d pee in her butt.” > > This cracked me right up. I’m giggling about it now as I type this. More evidence, I suppose, that I’m completely clueless. I don’t understand this one at _all_. The other over-the-top statements on this page make some sort of sense to me, but this one seems like a total _non sequitur_. Urinating in her butt isn’t some hard physical trial you’d overcome to experience her charms, like many of these other statements. It’s not (to me, atr least) a physical reaction to beauty so impressive that I end up doing some blowing-off-steam ridiculous action, like some of the others. It just seems like a gross, unrelated action. Why would you say it? Or even _think_ it? I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/44 "2008-09-17T12:10:02Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I don’t understand this one at _all_. Me either. But such are the ways of love, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/45 "2008-09-17T12:23:18Z")
> [@Skylark](#): > > “I liked the cut of his jib.” > > In more stiff company the explanation is he has a trusting face (and ONLY that), but really, and the way Monty Python used it, not so much. 😃 I’ll have to remember that one. ---
**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/46 "2008-09-17T12:32:10Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I don’t understand this one at _all_. The other over-the-top statements on this page make some sort of sense to me, but this one seems like a total _non sequitur_. Urinating in her butt isn’t some hard physical trial you’d overcome to experience her charms, like many of these other statements. It’s not (to me, atr least) a physical reaction to beauty so impressive that I end up doing some blowing-off-steam ridiculous action, like some of the others. It just seems like a gross, unrelated action. That’s actually why it made me laugh. It almost sounds like something erotic/sexual (along the lines of “I’d lick her head to toe” or “I’d like to tap that ass”). But then the actual words sink in, and you’re like “Wait, what?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/47 "2008-09-17T13:27:06Z")
A friend used to say: I’d crawl through glass just to eat the nuts out of her shit. She’s a tasty little biscuit. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/48 "2008-09-17T13:45:22Z")
One of my favorites along the “I’d hit it” lines, which I saw a picture of on Fark: “I’d hit it so hard, whoever pulled me outta that would be crowned King of England.” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/49 "2008-09-17T13:49:34Z")
“It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window.” – Raymond Chandler ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/50 "2008-09-17T13:57:17Z")
I’d leave it rot in her. I’d hit that so hard when we were done she’d be three inches shorter. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/51 "2008-09-17T14:32:15Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > More evidence, I suppose, that I’m completely clueless. > > I don’t understand this one at _all_. The other over-the-top statements on this page make some sort of sense to me, but this one seems like a total _non sequitur_. Urinating in her butt isn’t some hard physical trial you’d overcome to experience her charms, like many of these other statements. It’s not (to me, atr least) a physical reaction to beauty so impressive that I end up doing some blowing-off-steam ridiculous action, like some of the others. It just seems like a gross, unrelated action. > Why would you say it? Or even _think_ it? I don’t get it. You’re both naked, and you’re peeing on/in her. What’s not to get? ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/52 "2008-09-17T14:34:03Z")
She’s easily 900 [millihelens.](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/millihelen) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/53 "2008-09-17T14:39:23Z")
> [@](#): > > You’re both naked, and you’re peeing on/in her. What’s not to get? I think you’re reading more into that statement than the guy intended. Incomprehensible statement of admiration/lust as Rohrschach test ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/54 "2008-09-17T15:01:57Z")
“I’m interrested in her.” (Pause to watch friends give me the ‘oh really?’ look.) “Oh, not in the way you’re thinking.” (Pause to let friends get back into disinterrested mode.) “I want to have sex with her.” (Pause as friends choke on soda.) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/55 "2008-09-17T15:08:35Z")
My favorite … usually uttered ironically indifferntly … “Eh … I’d throw a dick in her.” ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/56 "2008-09-17T15:09:15Z")
“She’s hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire.” “I’m deeply in lust with her.” ---
**Author:** ![justrob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9adbd/32.png) [@justrob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justrob)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/57 "2008-09-17T15:13:11Z")
She’s got a kind face… the kind I’d like to stick my dick in. ---
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/58 "2008-09-17T15:14:18Z")
“I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.” I was surprised to hear that in Full Metal Jacket. “I’d crawl 10 miles, on my hands and knees, through broken, jagged glass just to beat off in her shadow.” ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/59 "2008-09-17T15:17:41Z")
For “Robocop” fans: “I’d buy THAT for a dollar!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/60 "2008-09-17T15:21:55Z")
> [@Arglefraster](#): > > Another friend says “She’s a tasty fish”. A tasty … fish? Really? Possibly a reference to the Simpsons episode “One Fish, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish,” in which the chef, trying to prepare a blowfish for Homer so as not to kill him, says while looking at the chart on how to do so, “Poison … poison … _tasty fish_!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880.md?page=4)