# Odd or amusing ways to say "I find him/her attractive" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880 "2008-09-16T19:45:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/61 "2008-09-17T17:38:24Z")
My favorite, courtesy of Robert Palmer: > [@](#): > > **She’s so fine, there’s no telling where the money went** ---
**Author:** ![Sublata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@Sublata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublata)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/62 "2008-09-17T17:48:23Z")
Richard Pryor: “The bitch was so fine, I wanted to suck her daddy’s dick!” ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/63 "2008-09-17T18:08:04Z")
I’d like to leave her with that fresh-fucked look. I’d hit that so hard her kids would be born dizzy. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/64 "2008-09-17T18:16:15Z")
My personal favorite that all my friends have heard a million times… …kick her out of bed for eating crackers? Hell I Would BRING HER crackers. For the geometry fans… I would love to be her perpendicular bisector. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/65 "2008-09-17T18:24:13Z")
“Man, she sure puts a swing in that thing” ---
**Author:** ![Dosipede](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dosipede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dosipede)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/66 "2008-09-17T18:27:58Z")
“I wanna fuck you 'til your pupils turn white.” I wrote that in an acquaintance’s yearbook in high school. ---
**Author:** ![Jelly\_Roll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Jelly\_Roll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelly_Roll)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/67 "2008-09-17T18:56:00Z")
Lemme git up in them guts. -Jason Mewes ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/68 "2008-09-17T19:22:34Z")
A friend who lusted after a gal even more so when she turned him down: “She had me at hell no” ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/69 "2008-09-17T20:24:32Z")
I’d bite his lip and hang on till they had to pull me off. I’d collect his sweat and sell it back to him…at a bargain price. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/70 "2008-09-17T20:33:47Z")
Jack Nickolson as The Joker: “She puts steam in a man’s stride.” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/71 "2008-09-17T20:47:00Z")
From ‘A Fan’s Notes’ by Frederick Exely (an excellent book) She had a body like a swift, unexpected blow to the stomach. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/72 "2008-09-17T20:51:19Z")
“Schwing!” “She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.” “If she were a president, she’d be Baberaham Lincoln.” All from _Wayne’s World_ of course. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/73 "2008-09-17T21:12:41Z")
Oh - and one from Bloom County: > [@](#): > > **She carbonates my hormones** ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/74 "2008-09-17T21:38:21Z")
“I’d have to be dug out of her” “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating Mu Shu Pork” ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/75 "2008-09-17T22:19:12Z")
Stolen from Sports Illustrated, of all places: She’d make a dead man sit up and straighten his tie. ---
**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/76 "2008-09-18T00:30:50Z")
“I could see her forehead on my stomach.” Had a cabbie in Columbia SC say that a few weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/77 "2008-09-18T00:54:48Z")
> [@Shark\_Sandwich](#): > > I’d crawl through a 1000 yards of mind field, under barbed wire, with mortar fire overhead, just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie. A co-worker used to say “I’d suck a fart out of her ass.” ---
**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/78 "2008-09-18T04:33:19Z")
> [@drachillix](#): > > For the geometry fans.. > > I would love to be her perpendicular bisector. I’d want to be her differential. i.e., tangent to all her curves. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/79 "2008-09-18T06:48:23Z")
Maqybe from a different era, but a classic none the less: **Built like a brick shithouse** ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/80 "2008-09-18T07:01:46Z")
She’s a No Beerer, from the scale of zero beers to three six-packs. Or in the related scale I made up, she’s a 9:00’er. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880.md?page=5)