# Odd or amusing ways to say "I find him/her attractive" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880 "2008-09-16T19:45:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/81 "2008-09-18T09:31:45Z")
My aunt calls attractive men “biscuits”. Me and my friends have a code in which we declare that we spot a lemonade, the color of the glass indicating clothing and if the drink has an umbrella that refers to a hat. Color of lemonade referred to ethnicity and those little plastic animal toys that hang off the rim indicated personality. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/82 "2008-09-18T12:35:32Z")
Said once by a co-worker of the truly, truly amazing breasts of a gorgeous young mother obviously at the peak of her breast-feeding prowess: _Kid tested, me approved._ ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/83 "2008-09-18T16:22:28Z")
One my old boss used to say: I’d like to bite her on the ass, develop lock jaw, and have her drag me to death. another I want to have her babies. (spoken by a guy) another Look at that girl. I already got names for our kids. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/84 "2008-09-18T18:34:38Z")
I prefer the time-honored “Hellllloooooo nurse!” ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/85 "2008-09-18T18:46:22Z")
When approaching a woman with beautiful lips/mouth; “You have a lovely cocksucker, if I do say so myself!” ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/86 "2008-09-18T19:00:53Z")
> [@Peanut\_Gallery](#): > > VPILF > > This is the politics forum, right? In this vein, one that I heard on this very board in regards to Governor Palin… She is highly matressable.. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880/87 "2008-09-18T19:58:28Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > More evidence, I suppose, that I’m completely clueless. > > I don’t understand this one at _all_. The other over-the-top statements on this page make some sort of sense to me, but this one seems like a total _non sequitur_. Urinating in her butt isn’t some hard physical trial you’d overcome to experience her charms, like many of these other statements. It’s not (to me, atr least) a physical reaction to beauty so impressive that I end up doing some blowing-off-steam ridiculous action, like some of the others. It just seems like a gross, unrelated action. > Why would you say it? Or even _think_ it? I don’t get it. Anyone else read this one in the voice of Temperance Brennan? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-or-amusing-ways-to-say-i-find-him-her-attractive/463880.md?page=4)